Crazy Cat Lady
I tend to have a lot of issues with developing healthy romantic relationships with me. Don't know exactly why, I am in the process of figuring that one out. Could be me, could be them, could be my father's non-fathering method of parenting, could be a combination. Well anyhow, I had just dumped the man I was planning to spend my life with for cheating on me, and started hanging out here on EP. I had this one friend, who had really big crush on me and was always trying to get me to confide in him. One day I was talking about my issues, and I made some silly comment to the effect that maybe I should just forget about men and become a crazy cat lady. That went over like a lead balloon. He chewed me out for that; and I wasn't even serious o.0 damn!
I wish I didn't like the male kind as much as I did. I could see myself living quiet happily at times with my furball friends. Maybe in a decade or two when my hormones die down...I am kidding! I love meh Mr. Jones. :)
I would be a quintessential Crazy Cat Lady, not only do I adore felines, but I already got the crazy part down pat!