Cat **** All Over, Please Help Me!

my ***** keeps ******* everywhere, its on the keyboard, my legs, even my dishees
please help what can i do!!!!! Shes a fat ol' ***** Sherleen is and she's an ampuutee at thata one three legs and 58lbs too b0ot. shes about 17years old and is due fer the ground, but she pissess all qver evvvvvertrrrrythong she was usong the god damn kidses fruity pebbles as cat litter.thought it was cocoa puffs at forrst. poor ol stupod *****. is ot time to take her out backa and send er to our lord and savior mista baby jesus lord and mother mary above? whar do i do?
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Jan 19, 2013