Rude Awkening.

This morning at around 5:30am my cats decided they wanted some breakfast and letting out and so started walking all over me whilst I was sleeping. I decided they could swivel as it was too early and my bed was too warm and comfy.

This answer was not good enough for my littlest cat "Trouble" who decided to poke and prod my face.

I pretended to sleep.

This brought on the "cold wet nose in face" something that will waken a coma victim and he knew it.

Still I pretended to sleep.

That's when he decided to bring out the WMD.

Ever since "Trouble" was little he's had problems with his bowels. Probably because he was taken from his mum too early (we rescued him when he was 6 months old). This means his number 2's are very sloppy. Because of this his anal glands are not squeezed when he goes for a number 2. This means his bottom can be quite pungent.

AH!!!!! You already have the picture in your head don't you.

Needless to say I got up very quickly, fed my cats, let them out and then boiled my face to try get rid of the smell.

Who says cat's are just dumb animals?

I won't be making the same mistake again I can tell you.

Buleste Buleste
36-40, M
1 Response Feb 16, 2009

I've had two cats and I know they're not dumb animals. They are very good at getting their point across though I've never had one who was quite as persistent as Trouble.