As a man I find them a challenge . A veritable obstacle to my position in the household , once whilst recovering from a hang over I heard smudge meowing just to annoy me .
Armed with a slipper I crawled out of bed to settle the matter . I stood at the top of the stairs gazing down all I could see was a pair of green eyes holding my stare challenging and goading me to action . With the deft skill of an Olympian a dispatched the said projectile with a loud crash it met it,s target the eyes goaded no more ......
With a triumphant brush of the hands I turned to find S.O. cuddling a rather smug looking smudge in her arms where upon she asked why I threw a slipper at the answering machine !!!
I swear to god that cat laughed at me next time I will put my contact lenses in ...... ;o(