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I Love Cats

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By: salar1
Written on June 17th, 2009
By: salar1
Age: 51-55 , Male
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51 responses
  • 5hadow

    you evidently have the pecking order in your house confused. it is 1) Cat, 2) Female 3) everyone and everything else 4) you

    lol You can't own a cat, the cat owns you. Your there to serve the cat, not visa versa

    Jan 21, 2012
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  • PreferAnAstronaut

    LMAO

    Jun 28, 2011
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  • hardware

    Hahaha... that sounds like something my dad would do. Thanks for making me laugh :) I hope your answering machine feels better...

    May 19, 2011
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  • salar1

    Answering machines J I can take , cats well ......

    Nov 27, 2009
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  • jrabbit1321

    Nice....those answer machines will get all the time

    Nov 26, 2009
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  • salar1

    Shhh dont tell anyone..... but at a squeeze i could admit to possibly , almost thinking about the concept of potentially having a small moment of ,which some people may determine as avection :o)

    Sep 10, 2009
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  • salar1

    Shhh dont tell anyone..... but at a squeeze i could admit to possibly , almost thinking about the concept of potentially having a small moment of ,which some people may determine as avection :o)

    Sep 10, 2009
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  • salar1

    Carrots , turnip bit of seasoning oven gas mark 4 three hours , serve with a nice red .....

    Sep 9, 2009
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  • salar1

    Ty Aluviso ...

    Aug 5, 2009
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  • salar1

    Hmmm Thank you Fg

    Jun 23, 2009
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  • fungirlmmm

    LMAO

    Jun 22, 2009
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  • salar1

    Hmmm Thank you E...

    Jun 22, 2009
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  • salar1

    Mmm No Epeeps had to buy a new one :(

    Jun 22, 2009
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  • salar1

    Thanks K .....





    The three that allow me to live with them never shut up and we dont have tornados , huh wish we did could send them back to Kansas :o)

    Jun 20, 2009
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  • kayden

    Cat's are so much smarter than anyone thinks--learn to listein and they can tell you things. Once Daddy & I stopped at a motel for the night because of bad weather. After an hour of so of rest Whiskey would not stop yowling, jumping on the bed and going to the door scratching. We finally gave up because he was yowling so loud and left. An hour or so down the road while we had the radio & CB on we found out the town we had left had been hit by a tornado....Don't know what happend to the motel but I'm glad Whiskey threw a fit and wanted to leave!

    Jun 19, 2009
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  • salar1

    Bg thank you .....

    Jun 19, 2009
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  • balboaguy

    LoL great story man, love it !

    Jun 18, 2009
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  • salar1

    O yes in league with old Nick ..... Dc

    Jun 18, 2009
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  • salar1

    Smudge views squeaks as a rubic cube , once she figures out how to open the ball then she will get the treat , a few days back she and maddy pushed the thing just outside the bathroom door in order that i kicked it down the stairs , i think the dam thing enjoyed boucining down the stairs and crashing into the front door !!! the dam ball remained intact :)

    Jun 18, 2009
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  • salar1

    Tell him to quiten down Smudges ear just popped up

    Jun 18, 2009
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  • salar1

    Very lofty indeed , i have just added fourth .... :)

    Jun 18, 2009
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  • salar1

    Squeaks at present is doing his best steve mcqueen impersonation trying to jump over the piles of clothing on the floor in his ball one down and two to go ....



    Dc......cats ar not clever they are evil and devious .... :)

    Jun 18, 2009
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  • salar1

    Mama ..... i am not afraid of them , just don't like their attitude ...



    Ep A Garfield would be a relief fro the trio i have to suffer .....

    Jun 18, 2009
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  • EPArsineh

    Thanks for the laugh. Smudge reminds me of Garfield.

    Jun 18, 2009
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  • mama2b21

    my boyfriend hates cats. i think it's because he's secretly afraid of them...lol

    Jun 18, 2009
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  • frito414

    I think Salar needs to eat a large steak...otherwise poor Smudge might end up in the crockpot.



    Myonis I used to have a dog-like cat...did everthing a dog does except bark. I really think Salar would like him



    Very funny story and comments salar...

    Jun 18, 2009
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  • Myonis108

    My cat thinks he's a dog. He's as big as one and only knows dogs. He's too laid back to be smug. salar, you might even like him!

    Jun 17, 2009
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  • c8lorraine

    All cats are smug.....WE are the silly ones....WE are their source of amusement !



    Would we have it any other way?



    My females let the Tom"'s know who's the boss, and it's not me.

    Jun 17, 2009
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  • salar1

    Chris your beginning to see the light ..... ;o)

    Jun 17, 2009
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  • destry

    cats are wise...I admire their independence and attitude! I want one :D

    Jun 17, 2009
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