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A personal story in the experience: I Love Cats
A s a man I find them a challenge . A veritable obstacle  to my position in the household , once whilst recovering from a hang over I heard smudge meowing just to annoy me .

Armed with a slipper I crawled out of bed to settle the matter . I stood at the top of the stairs gazing down all I could see was a pair of green eyes holding my stare  challenging and goading me to action . With the deft skill of an Olympian   a dispatched the said projectile with a loud crash it met it,s target the eyes  goaded no more ......

With a triumphant brush of the hands I turned to find S.O. cuddling a rather smug looking smudge in her arms where upon she asked why I threw a slipper at the answering machine !!!

I swear to god that cat laughed at me  next time I will put my contact lenses in ...... ;o(

 

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Feeling restless
Posted Jun 17th, 2009 at 4:09PM
LOL!
     
Feeling cheerful
Posted Jun 17th, 2009 at 4:12PM
Hmm thank you D
     
Feeling calm
Posted Jun 17th, 2009 at 4:22PM
Good for Smudge....I think he/she is still laughing...taught you a lesson, salar.
Treats for Smudge.
I would have loved to see the look on your face.
     
Feeling cheerful
Posted Jun 17th, 2009 at 4:24PM
Hmm Frito .... and its a she
     
Feeling calm
Posted Jun 17th, 2009 at 4:27PM
LOL Hehehehe
     
Posted Jun 17th, 2009 at 4:44PM
I don't have that problem with our cat. She rarely makes a noise, and when she does you can barely hear it.

Unless she sees another cat outside. The she is extremely LOUD.
     
Feeling cheerful
Posted Jun 17th, 2009 at 4:48PM
Ah!!! had the voice box removed never thought of that Cris

Frito x
     
Posted Jun 17th, 2009 at 4:59PM
No... just lucky I guess. She's not a very vocal cat.
     
Feeling cheerful
Posted Jun 17th, 2009 at 5:05PM
Just wish mine werent ...... :o)
     
Posted Jun 17th, 2009 at 5:10PM
Like I said though... if she sees another cat outside.... she get's LOUD.

She's got one hell of a set of lungs on her...lol

She would just as soon kill any living thing but humans.
     
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