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I Love Chocolate

Dark Chocolate Vs. Women

By: deleted
Written on May 23rd, 2011
1. Drk Chocolate tastes so good but so do many women.
2. The smell of chocolate makes my mouth water. The scent of a woman makes my knees weak.
3. Drk Chocolate is addictive. Some women can be as well.
4. Drk Chocolate soothes the soul. Women tear your heart out!
5. I dream of being locked in a Godiva store for the weekend. I dream of being on a deserted isle with a sexy lady.
6. I savor chocolate and taste it slowly. I do this same with women.
7. Drk Chocolate gives me no drama. Women are nothing but drama!

Dark Chocolate wins!!!! Unless a lady can prove otherwise!!!

By: deleted
Age: 26-30
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9 responses
  • mejj
    mejj

    ~~ a good one indeed
    n
    am all set for DC/s.

    Keep up the humour !!!

    Sep 30, 2012
    1 like
  • NFDenmark
    NFDenmark

    I love dark chocolate two, but remember. You spend the rest of your life with your wife and like ten minutes with a chocolate bar.

    Jul 28, 2012
    1 like
  • Indie42
    Indie42

    Dark chocolate + time = oxidation into strange texture and looking old and gray

    Dark chocolate + heat = melted into weird unattractive state not pleasing to look at



    Woman + time = mellowed with age looking old and gray...

    Wait.



    Oh, now I see what you're saying.

    Chocolate is better than sex. Good luck with that.



    Lol

    Apr 18, 2012
    2 likes
  • kjessica
    kjessica

    A woman can give you more pleasure in a few moments than Dark Chocolate.

    Dec 26, 2011
    2 likes
  • uggh
    uggh

    Gee, we ladies lose to dark chocolate?

    lol reading your comparisons bring a smile. It is true that women bring drama but too much chocolate brings you obesity!

    Nov 23, 2011
    3 likes
  • MugiwaraBlair
    MugiwaraBlair

    I don`t do drama, I hate drama, also I don`t rip hearts out ( not figuratively at least mwahahahaha ).

    Jul 28, 2011
    2 likes
  • SweetJuju
    SweetJuju

    You need to meet the right woman who shares your love of chocolate! That is when you will have met your match.

    Jul 6, 2011
    2 likes
  • Mejoe
    Mejoe

    I agree with this except not all women caise drama. Some are as sweet as milk chocolate.

    May 29, 2011
    3 likes
  • RobertaSunset
    RobertaSunset

    Men actually like having their heart ripped out dramatically. That must be why they keep coming back for more!

    May 28, 2011
    3 likes