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Sex Vs Chocolate

 FOR YEARS MEN HAVE WONDERED WHAT DO WOMEN LIKE SEX OR CHOCOLATE

So, to help you out I've written out the pro and cons of each =p ENJOY!

SEX

PROS

  1. Its a professional sport, burning more than 500 calories on the hour
  2. The release of endorphines kill PAIN (so no headaches, and no headaches is NOT an excuse to NOT have SEX)
  3. So many challenging and different places/positions/speeds = DIVERSITY!!
  4. You can do so much with it; release stress, prevent arguments, boost self confidence, raise self esteem, and achieve WORLD PEACE =D
  5. IT FEELS GOOD XD

CONS

  1. If unprepared and unprotected you may have a child that you're not ready to raise.
  2. If unprotected you may get some STI (formely known as STD) Don't ask me why they change the name I'm not a friggin doctor = /
  3. It CAN INDUCE: stress "am I doing good, has (s)he had better", arguments "so you had sex with her?" , reduce self confidence "I don't think (s)he likes when I do this, but WHY?", lower self-esteem "I thought (s)he like it that way, what happened where did I FAIL?", AND can potentially prevent world peace from ever happening *ahem* Helen of Troy anyone! DID YOU SLEEP WITH MY WIFE, THIS IS WAR!!!!
  4. If performed in the outdoors and a cop catches you depending on where you live you can get pretty ******, but not that type of ****** you were doing at first before you got caught. Except some sources say that in Amsterdam at certain late night hours you can have sex and a cop won't stop you! O.O *takes note of that*
  5. Can be used as a weapon by both parties to: control/degrade/manipulate

CHOCOLATE

PROS

  1. It never carries a DISEASE
  2. You can eat it unprotected
  3. CAN ACTUALLY ACHIEVE WORLD PEACE!
  4. Dark chocolate = dopamine = feeling like I can fly>any Orga-sm
  5. you can EAT IT at different LOCATIONS/POSITIONS/SPEEDS and NOT BE JUDGED
  6. Never have to worried if chocolate has cheated on you, pay for alimony or go to court because of chocolate related problems
  7. YOU CAN EAT IT IN FRONT OF A COP/JUDGE/GOVERNOR/MAYOR/PRESIDENT/AMBASSADOR/QUEEN/KING and NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN (except maybe if they want some and you don't share it, but that's THEIR problem, they can go BUY it themselves they got the money for that)
  8. Its correlated to provide chemicals that benefit the heart! <3 oh and if you want to live longer EAT MORE CHOCOLATE!
  9. CHOCOLATE WON'T LEAVE YOU...EVER!!
  10. Chocolate won't judge on your performance of how delightfully or fast you chew it, so don't worry, swallow it if you must, but for crying out loud ENJOY IT, ITS CHOCOLATE

Cons

none whatsoever, people just want to make bad stuff up about chocolate, but its a bad world out there full of crazy haters and stupid propaganda

 RESULT: SEX IS GREAT, BUT CHOCOLATE IS EVEN BETTER. =D 

Now go buy your wife some Godiva! =p

 

thanatophobic thanatophobic 22-25, F 21 Responses Dec 5, 2009

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nice with chocolate night

Mankind can not survive without sex...
Chocolate makes life worth living!!!

oh i just LOVE chocolate!!!!!!!!!!:P

Absolutely, positively, on the mark! Chocolate wins every time.

Melt your kisses, drizzle them S...L..O..W..L..Y down (his)her body, everywhere....then, LICK IT OFF! ENJOY! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm~Yummy!

This is an unfair question! Much too hard to answer. Can't we just have both?

i like chocolate and sex both1pro. on chocolate its always readynever says noand feel so good in your mouth and you dont need arubber 2con to much of it can make you fat

I could live without sex, but not chocolate.

Great post. I'm surprised no one mentions sex IN chocolate! or sex eating chocolate...by yourself! But then you'll have to figure out how to free your hands to eat the chocolate. You could find a partner to do one or the other! OK, now we're getting somewhere...sex while your partner feeds you chocolate or eating chocolate while your partner....you get the idea! If I only had a friend...hummmm.

I knew it. Now I have proof!<br />
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Can't have sex. Eating chocolate!

very interesting but it may be true and change from person to person all over the world

how abouth sex and chocolate that the way i like it

Thank YOU for reading =]

chocolate seems the best to me lool<br />
Both are pleasure but counting on pros I can say nothing like chocolate<br />
thanX.....great post

Addition to pros (maybe): A little bit of chocolate is a lot better than a little bit of sex. Need to think about that one?

Thank YOU =D

Yay for snow! Yay for chocolate! And yay for sex. Good things come in threes. :D

ROFL! Yeah, then again one shouldn't have too much of a good thing!<br />
OH and BY THE WAY ITS SNOWING TODAY =D

Yeah, especially if you decide to use Hershey Kisses or something. You'll be finding little foil wrappers in your bed for weeks.

hmm no because sex KILLS chocolate slooowly XD ::that didn't make sense, but i I combine Sex + Chocolate = a SEXTRASTOPHY::

What about combining the two? *ponders deeply*