Sex Vs Chocolate
FOR YEARS MEN HAVE WONDERED WHAT DO WOMEN LIKE SEX OR CHOCOLATE
So, to help you out I've written out the pro and cons of each =p ENJOY!
- Its a professional sport, burning more than 500 calories on the hour
- The release of endorphines kill PAIN (so no headaches, and no headaches is NOT an excuse to NOT have SEX)
- So many challenging and different places/positions/speeds = DIVERSITY!!
- You can do so much with it; release stress, prevent arguments, boost self confidence, raise self esteem, and achieve WORLD PEACE =D
- IT FEELS GOOD XD
- If unprepared and unprotected you may have a child that you're not ready to raise.
- If unprotected you may get some STI (formely known as STD) Don't ask me why they change the name I'm not a friggin doctor = /
- It CAN INDUCE: stress "am I doing good, has (s)he had better", arguments "so you had sex with her?" , reduce self confidence "I don't think (s)he likes when I do this, but WHY?", lower self-esteem "I thought (s)he like it that way, what happened where did I FAIL?", AND can potentially prevent world peace from ever happening *ahem* Helen of Troy anyone! DID YOU SLEEP WITH MY WIFE, THIS IS WAR!!!!
- If performed in the outdoors and a cop catches you depending on where you live you can get pretty ******, but not that type of ****** you were doing at first before you got caught. Except some sources say that in Amsterdam at certain late night hours you can have sex and a cop won't stop you! O.O *takes note of that*
- Can be used as a weapon by both parties to: control/degrade/manipulate
- It never carries a DISEASE
- You can eat it unprotected
- CAN ACTUALLY ACHIEVE WORLD PEACE!
- Dark chocolate = dopamine = feeling like I can fly>any Orga-sm
- you can EAT IT at different LOCATIONS/POSITIONS/SPEEDS and NOT BE JUDGED
- Never have to worried if chocolate has cheated on you, pay for alimony or go to court because of chocolate related problems
- YOU CAN EAT IT IN FRONT OF A COP/JUDGE/GOVERNOR/MAYOR/PRESIDENT/AMBASSADOR/QUEEN/KING and NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN (except maybe if they want some and you don't share it, but that's THEIR problem, they can go BUY it themselves they got the money for that)
- Its correlated to provide chemicals that benefit the heart! <3 oh and if you want to live longer EAT MORE CHOCOLATE!
- CHOCOLATE WON'T LEAVE YOU...EVER!!
- Chocolate won't judge on your performance of how delightfully or fast you chew it, so don't worry, swallow it if you must, but for crying out loud ENJOY IT, ITS CHOCOLATE
none whatsoever, people just want to make bad stuff up about chocolate, but its a bad world out there full of crazy haters and stupid propaganda
RESULT: SEX IS GREAT, BUT CHOCOLATE IS EVEN BETTER. =D
Now go buy your wife some Godiva! =p