Please Don't Make Me Do It. It's Christmas.

Maybe it’s just strange coincidence. You know the kind I’m talking about… two strangers meet on a long train ride; they talk, laugh, share secrets over a meal in the dining car, and then one murders the other. Happens all the time.

Or perhaps the conspiracy theorists were right all along and there really are cameras everywhere, so you know that exact moment when I step from the shower dripping wet. (Do you think the mole on the back of my shoulder has gotten bigger? I can’t decide.)

I suppose it could be all in my mind… that I’m hearing things that aren’t really there. If so, accept my apologies in advance even though, legally speaking, I’m innocent. “Your Honor, he’s obviously at least two beers short of a six-pack and can’t be held accountable for his actions.”

But in the end, I guess the “how" and “why” are unimportant, because the simple fact is… if you play that Alvin and the Chipmunks “Christmas Song” one more time, I’m going to burn your house down.

So please, Mister Morning DJ… don’t make me do it. It’s Christmas.
OverWritten OverWritten
46-50, M
7 Responses Dec 21, 2012

My sister made a nasty threat to punch me in the face if I played Elvis' Blue Christmas "one more time."
So, I did :)
Face intact.

I bet Santa made a note of it, however.

Ohhhh. That's what the coal was for. ;-)

Ahhh the perfect song re-write for you...Chipmunks roasting on an open fire..Jack Frost nipping at your nose...I'll let you finish the rest

LMAO...I agree..once a season is enough...they hurt my ears..

My bet is the radio announcer didn't read this and is now six feet under somewhere.

I don't know what you're talking about. Just got here and saw all the commotion.

As I did my reply. No worries.

You need to take thorazin. Peace out.

You may very well be right, but what's the fun in that? And Peace to you as well.

LOL. Perfection.
I hate it when they play an annoying song and it gets stuck in my head for the rest of the day... (and it happens EVERY time...)

Yes, and then all you have to do is mention it to someone else, and it spreads like a virus. Thankfully, a hot fire will eradicate a virus.

Bahahahaa~ perfect~

Indeed. Feel free to bring your own list and matches.