They're Not Jokes - They're Facts!When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, it breaks. Even a mirror knows not to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a friend list on Facebook he has a kill list.
When the boogey man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Bruce Wayne once made a bet, the loser had to wear a bat costume and pretend he was a superhero.
Dead bodies were found of people that are still alive. These people will cross Chuck Norris in the future and will be round-house kicked back in time.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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