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They're Not Jokes - They're Facts!

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, it breaks. Even a mirror knows not to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't have a friend list on Facebook he has a kill list.

When the boogey man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris and Bruce Wayne once made a bet, the loser had to wear a bat costume and pretend he was a superhero.

Dead bodies were found of people that are still alive. These people will cross Chuck Norris in the future and will be round-house kicked back in time.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Elpis2012 Elpis2012 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 8, 2012

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I agree w/ cable dawg, but where'd u find the last one? A lot of those sites have the same jokes

Got you a new one: Fear of spiders: Arachnophobia, Fear of small spaces: Claustrophobia, Fear of Chuck Norris: Logic