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10) If Chuck Norris was in Mortal Combat the fight would be over before it started.
9)Chuck once round house kicked Superman. The poor guy still believes he can actually fly.
8)Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
7)Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
6)Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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5)There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
4)Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
3)Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
2)Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
1)Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language

I was dying of Chuck Norris jokes! Sorry! =] XD
Monsterbunny17 Monsterbunny17
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Jul 9, 2012