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Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. 

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. 

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. 

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. 

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer 

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. 

Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. 

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING 

EPJulio EPJulio 26-30, M 8 Responses Oct 17, 2007

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WHEN CHUCK NORIS WAS BORN HE SLAPPED THE DOCTOR

i love that one, really funny.

CHUCK NORRIS THREW A PUNCH SO HARD IT WENT AROUND THE EARTH AND HIT HIMSELF IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD

The only reason Charlie Sheen is "winning" is because Chuck Norris isn't playing

I love Chuck Norris-------but Im amused!-lol-thankyou!

Second cheliesmiles - I love these! UniqueOrn, I think Chuck Norris is OK, too, and I don't think he'd mind these jokes. He's pretty cool!

When Chuck Norris needs butter, he doesn't go the the store. He just round-house kicks a cow and butter pops out!

nice.. did you happen to find these on www.chuck-norris-jokes.com? I love that site.

I don't think that is funny at all, I like chuck norris :(

CHUCK NORIS LIKES THEM

if he he dont, some one is in trouble haw haw haw,