Best Cereal Of All Time

That's really all there is to say.  This is my favorite cereal.  Nothing else comes close.
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1 Response May 12, 2011

I dion't think we have that stuff over here in England,<br />
Perhaps we're not alive,<br />
We got plenty of porridge, flavoured with stuff from a hive,<br />
But it it ain't that on which we wholly thrive,<br />
Cornflakes n' Bacon n' eggs, n' Yorkshire tea, <br />
Did you ever see the dreggs?<br />
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When I were a baker, when I was a lad,<br />
I remember when the first Mcdonalds bacame a fad,<br />
Everybody lived on beefburgers n' cheese, <br />
While we learned about the birds n' the bees,<br />
Yep' Mcdonalds became an institution for carnal knowledge,<br />
N' in the morning we had tea n' PORRIDGE!<br />
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So I was a baker, n' I was the target for the cheap p....taker,<br />
Do you get plenty o' bread, plenty o' dough''<br />
bet it's a crummy old job though!!<br />
I made stuff wi' cinnamon, n' nutmeg,<br />
French Sticks n' cobs, rolls n' muffins,<br />
Roasted turkeys wi' loads a stuffin,<br />
<br />
Mince pies n' hot cross buns were always my dread,<br />
Why could'nt people just stick t' bread,<br />
Crusties they called us, n' in many cases,<br />
That's what bakers were, dozy musty rusty crusties,<br />
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Nope I don't think we have cinnamon toast crunch,<br />
I dare say Mcdonalds' ll have it on their menu soon,<br />
Cinnamon toast crunch in the morning,<br />
After a night at Mcdonalds, learning carnal knowledge,<br />
Instead of the usual tea n' porridge!!!!