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Coffee Lovers Prayer

Coffee is my shepard;
I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake up
To greener pastures;
It leadeth me beyond
The sleeping mattress.
It restoreth my soul.
It guides me toward
The path of consciousness
For thy name sake.
Yea, though I walk
Through the aisle in
The shadows of decafe,
I will fear no Sanka:
For thou art with me;
Thy milk and thy sugar
They comfort me.
Thou preparest a table
Before me in the
Presence of thy Starbucks:
Thou anointess my
Head with a buzz;
As my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and flavor
Shall follow me
Until the very last drop:
And I will dwell in
The house of Maxwell
Forever.
Amen

-Maltesemermaid


maltesemermaid maltesemermaid 41-45, F 42 Responses Apr 10, 2012

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AMEN SISTER!!!

AMEN . . . 8D

I am greatly amused, now would you be so kind as to pour me another cup?

haha . . . my pleasure . . . 8D

May your brew always be free of grounds, and your cream be tasty sweet.

haha . . . SWEET . . . I thank you . . . and right back atcha . . . 8D

This was just as ROCKIN GOOD to read it the second time around.... ♥

thank you Sierra . . . with coffee there always must be seconds . . . 8D . . . xoxoxox

AHAHAHAH well done Maltese! This should be on the back of coffee cups!

lol . . . thank you Red . . . glad you liked . . . 8D

So Howd'ya like yours ? Mine is decaf with almond milk and some french vanilla flavoring.

I love LOVE Starbucks Sumatra blend . . . with half and half . . . no sugar . . . .

MMm Sounds sublime.

lol - what?
No spoon, as in life - to stir the soul? (or coffee)

Definitely words to live by. I have to start each day with several cups.

haha . . . as do I . . . and also throughout the day . . . and night . . . . and before bed or I can\'t sleep . . . I\'m started to think I\'m addicted . . . 8D

Clever girl. Can not start a day without my friend Joe.

haha . . . glad you liked sweetie . . . I dig . . . me too . . . gotta cupa joe goin\' now . . . need more though . . . fallin\' asleep sittin\' up . ..

Lol!

Awesome!! That's going on the wall above my coffee maker. :)

THAT\'S awesome . . . same place I have it also . . . lol . . . enjoy . . . 8D . . .

Hilapoetricarious !! I got here from your comment to raindancej's story on coffee. Good read, particularly the noble goal of contemporarizing religion and hailing the bean. LoL.

lol . . . thank you very much . . . glad you enjoyed . . . 8D

Wow Psalms23 never sounded like that haha

Great poem or prayer what ever you like, better than the Lords Prayer and more essential for 2013. VG.

yes . . . thank you . . . I believe in transendance . . . we need to contemporize modern religion further . . . all hail the BEAN . . . lol . . .

Rise up and pray to Lavazza. :)

haha . . . I pray to the Columbian Dark Lord myself . . . haha . . .

I was with you until Starbucks. I sense a sectarian schism coming on...

Starbucks is my church . . . 8D . . . thank you for reading and commenting . . .

Heresy!

hahahahaha . . . 8D

This is amazing.

hahahahaha . . . why thank you . . . 8D

Excellent!! Who would dare miss such grandios moments coffee could bring your life. lol

Thank you ! ! . . . indeed . . . it's a spiritual awakening . . . lol . . . 8D

I do enjoy a great big cup of coffee every morning, never miss. Nicely done, creative post. *sips coffee ... smiling*

hahahahaha . . . I enjoy a pot or two in the a.m. myself . . . but with me its a religion . . . lol . . . so glad you enjoyed nudie . . . thanx for stoppin' by for a coffee break . . . 8D

I had just sat down with a fresh cup of coffee when I noticed this. It's great.

hahahaha . . . how perfect . . . thank you . . . 8D

haha! you are a clever one! this is great :)

hahahaha . . . thank you very much . . . I'm glad you liked . . . 8D

I soooo LOVE this....Pure genius!!

hahaha . . . very cool . . . I'm glad . . . it was fun to write . . . just paying homage to my pagan god of coffee . . . hahaha . . . awww thank you Sierra . . . 8D

I give this a double AMEN!...
...with a double shot of espresso. ;)

hell ya . . . thank you . . . hahaha . . . well played . . . 8D

Superb. Suddenly feel like I need another dose of caffeine spirituality.

thank you . . . hahahaha . . . perfect ! . . . I know I always do . . . 8D

Just stumbled across this gem. Wonderfully done!

lol . . . thank you . . . 8D

I like that...That is so cute. Plus it is way truer than most might admit! ;-)

I am glad you enjoyed . . . yes . . . so true I admit I made a religion of it . . . hahaha . . . 8D

Close to home, very close!

very cool . . . 8D

I have enjoyed reading your posts. Please add me so I may see when you post more. Thank you!

thank you for being a fan . . . 8D

Amen