Coffee Is Like A Lady's Bra.... offers much comfort and support is uplifting, and gives a much needed boost! harbors a lot of "bounce to the ounce"

...It contains something very special to behold! gets one "wired" beneath the surface

...One cup is usually never enough!

And most of all...

...when it is missing, the effects are obvious!

Thank you coffee, for plenty of "perky" goodness in every "cup"!   ;-)
ambroseguy80 ambroseguy80
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58 Responses Jan 3, 2013

I always knew you were a connoisseur of the "cup" 😀

That is amazingly brilliant. I am a nurse and blood type is coffee. Lol

Lol. Thank you. Glad it struck a chord.

Ohhhhh...that's a good one!!! How you think of those words, I don't know but they always make me laugh.. ;)

That's a good thing! They were meant to elicit a humorous result. ;-) You might wanna go get another pair of panties now... just kidding! ;-)

I already did! ;)

*****gasps***** ;-)

...can't help it.... ;)

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Now that explains my addiction to that "perky goodness"! LOL

You mean in like the year I have known you that is the first time you've seen that story? Amazing... lol

Hey..ya wrote another coffee one didn't you?

Not in this group... I think I made up a sniglet, Coffeegasm

LOL...I do love coffegasms...

I love anygasms.... lol

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I LOVE coffee and boobs. ;-)

FINALLY somebody who understands me!!!! lol

Hey at least it didn't take a year! ;-)

Hmmm...and I thought you love tea ;)

No I am always thinking of the ladies... ;-)

We always need a double cuppa

What's your cup size?

Double F. A jug btw.

Wait a tick, is that woman's bra in the picture made of bacon slices??

Yes beautiful bacon rack wouldn't you say? ;)

Yup, nothing better then some bacon with your coffee in the morning! ;-P

Totally agree

Is that a bacon bra??

Indeed it is! Have you ever tried one? ;-)

No, but I bet you would like to try it?

Perhaps I just might yet learn to fry up bacon using that rack! ;-)

So that's where you get your perkiness from lol?

Yes, my cups are never decaffeinated! LOL

I love this! Makes me wish I could drink coffee. :)

Thank you Bell...

You poor dear! Why can't you drink coffee? Thank you.....

Makes me terribly sick so I drink tea instead. :)

Ok fair enough. ;)

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LOLOL. This is great!

Thanks SLA!

Anytime. What are coffee drinking guys

The brotherhood of the Caffeine

Hahaha...i like that.

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That is hilarious! True too

Thanks Jenna! :-)

Sometimes my coffee is stronger and supports me better! LOL

LOL! Love it.... Maybe I should take a poll of the ladies and see which provides more support?

The coffee will probably win! LOL

Yes, I haven't heard too many women talk as affectionately of their bras as I have made it out to be! ;-)

I'm starting to think today's bras are made for the men (visual pleasure) instead of for the woman (maintenance tool. lol)!

Ahhh! Visual pleasure...?? Lol. Yes, anytime I can see a Sexy lady in her Bra is a Good day...

More likely than not! And they sell women on the sexiness of underwear instead of it's practicality anyway....

Thong undies are proof of that!

Ewwww, I mean ohhhh yeah! ;-)

LOL. YOu exactly proved my point!

I can't imagine that thing being comfortable through there....

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omg! you are sooo right

Thank you, I try! ;-)

Very clever!

Thank you!!! You seem to enjoy your cups full! ;-)

Haha, very much so. Consider adding me?

Well, since your username is one of my favorite pastimes... ;-)

Very nice. But that bra doesn't look that comfortable . . . I guess that's a different post :-)

Yes, I think that has to be some other group, like the I love Bacon group....


Why thank you!!! :-)

Haha. I get it :D And actually, I almost didn't even need the picture, lol.

Almost didn't.... But then that guy friend of yours (you know, the one from your coffee story?) might be reading my story, and needs a picture drawn, no? ;-)

LOL I love it!!!

Thank you!!! I was definitely "inspired" that day. lol

No be able to come up with that you had to be inspired!

Thanks!!! I don't even remember what started the creative juices flowing on that analogy, but I ran with it! ;-)

Uplifting post! Made me :)

Hey that's twice in one night! ;-)

I saw what you did there! Uplifting post, indeed! Hehe! :)

Coffee is great... but nobody needs more than two cups.

Two cups of coffee in the morning, tea in the afternoon :)

The best thing I have read on EP in a while. I love it!

Thanks maN! :-)

Don't forget "uplifting"...

ThaT's true - I used 'support' - should have used uplifting or boost instead...


But as a girl, I'd just like to say..."Comfort and support" is not entirely accurate. Support...usually. Comfort...not so much.

And "one cup is usually not enough" must be a man in you want both boobies. A "one cup bra" would produce a silhouette that no one would love.

But this made me giggle. Freudian association, anyone? ; )

I was wondering about that one (comfort)

haha that is a good morning perk up almost better than coffee............notice I said ALMOST!!

Oh pardon me, I must have stumbled into the men's locker room by mistake…I will leave you to your high brow discussion .…ta ta

It's okay.... here, you almost forgot your bra! ;-)

Tah tah !

Oh my almost forgot. time for a refill…

Will that be A or DD? ;-)

A B cup will hit the spot I believe (;

LMAO I am sorry we are fresh out of B-cups!!! Would you like a C-cup for the same charge?

So kind of you. A little extra room is good. I won't spill the milk.

LMAO such a neat coffee drinker you are! Here you go, give it a little suckle to make sure its to your liking! ;-)

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Tell you what. I'll wear a jock strap if you wear a bra

Let's think about it over two a-cups full of coffee?

How fitting. And some steamed milk to top it off

The clothes are appealin eh not to mention the under garments

Gee, can't wait to have my latte in the morning..and when I'm facing a lot of toffee nosed ppl across the meeting table at lunchtime I'll be secretly having a little laugh ! :) ..way to go.guys will keep you posted to their response when I giggle.


Ambrose, I shall come home after the meeting and duly report the giggle fairy getting into my take care friend xx, luv n light from the Emerald Isle.

Luv 'n' Light my dear! Xo

I never thought of coffee in this way either. As for the bounce to the ounce thing that is how to tell if they are real. Chocolate or Vanilla won't matter much to me.

Excellent points, all of them! Thank you for your post...

Love it =)

Thank you Pamela! Bet your next cup of joe will be thought of much differently! LOL

Yes, it will. LOL

LMAO! Enjoy.... :-)

OMG. I so need my coffee. Two in the morning. At least one in the afternoon.

Sounds like a good policy to me!

Just think for a moment if there was no such a thing as coffee or bras on this world

Wouldn't want to! ;-)

I wouldn't miss the bras. Coffee is enuf wiring for me

That was very amusing. Made my day.

Thanks arcane! Love the name....

Ahh, yes, coffee and bras...sometimes black, sometimes cream. At first sight, they can both heighten the senses and cost way too much money these days!

LMAO So true! I tried to look at only the positives though! ;-)

Of course you did!


Just like martini's and boobies,'s not enough 3 is to many.

LMAO Good one, Dee! ;-)

you made me smile, thx for sharing!

You're welcome! Thanks for your avatar! Lol

that was great! Thank you! lol...

Always glad to entertain! Lol

hahaha yeeeessss

LOL I agree...all hail coffee!

Beautifully written,really lovely i enjoyed reading it.

Thank you! :-)

Weird & Funny!

Thanks! I can accept that! ;-)

So, how many cups do you have?

I usually have about what equates to three of their little cups. I was wondering why I've been feeling off-balance! ;-)

Yes! HaHa! You would! Either that or you need to go to the Oncologist.


Please.... I don't need to be poked on TGIF! lol

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I love the choice of words here. I love my coffee too. And the beautiful things that fit in to the bra.

It's almost like a match made in heaven! lol

Like holding two mugs of coffee and well...

LOL Mugs and ------- jugs? ;-)

Neither a Juggler nor a mugger.... well something in between.

That would be "half and half" lol

How about a smudger?

Oh we don't want to get smudges on them!

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A Venti, plz.

loved coffee ..

You said that like it was a thing of the past! ;-)

It made me laugh

Then I have done my job! :-)

Lmao I 'll take the coffee. You can keep the bras.

Are you saying I need one? ;-)

No - but if you did I would gladly give you mine.

I don't know if my man boobs could fill that out with honor! ;-)

Like my. Coffee long and black

All I have to say is...sweet!

sometimes it's about what you put in it

A couple cups can make you alert, too much can make you shake.

This made me laugh, thanks :)

I love making people laugh.... thanks!

absolutely love this! cheers to coffee, and it's enticingly addictive effects!

Thanks so much, Rills!!!


Why do I suddenly feel like lingerie shopping and having a latte in a cafe afterwards? :-p

LMAO Good one... do what you wanna do, honey! ;-)

Does Victoria Secret offer an "Underwire Special"?

Most bra's are underwire's, so ehm... try again? There must be another lingerie + coffee joke out there. ;-)

Dang!!!! And here I thought it was good! lol

How about, we provide the coffee, you provide the milk? No, no.... That's not working...

It's a bit farfetched and ehm... pervy. :-p Maybe a visual joke would work better? Like a photograph that mixes up "lingerie" with "coffee"... I don't know, a coffee with a cookie on the side and panties as a napkin or something, not really funny though.


I've got it! In addition to cookies with a panty napkin, the coffee can be brewed through a brazierre cup instead of a regular coffee filter! ;-)

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Thanks! I'm not as frequent as you, but once in a while I do get creative! :-)

Oh, love it!
Lmao! Love the wired part....:))))

Thanks!!!! I don't even know how this analogy hit me! lol

I feel the same. I have a coffee addiction but I don't wanna treat it because coffees just so good I don't wanna stop drinking it all the time. It makes me feel good. I love coffee!

It is addictive too! I realized that in the last ten years. If I miss a day, I feel the caffeine headache the next morning when I wake up!