Communist Nudists

Two communists were sitting on the deck at a nudist colony.
One says, "have you read Marx?"
The other replies, "yes, I think it`s the wicker chairs."
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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Englishman. "They must be English."
"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."
"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. Clearly, they are Russian."

I got in a car accident the other day. I'm fine... thanks for asking... no injuries to anyone, but the other driver he was a midget.... or little person as they liked to be called...well he got out of his car and slammed the door and said "I'm not happy!" <br />
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I said, "Well, then which one of the other six are you?"