I Love Corny Jokes
A man comes up through the drive thru...it's late at night........
The man working inside comes on the loudspeaker "Can I help you?"
"Yes,"says the gentleman in the car,"I would like a cheeseburger and fries."
"Sorry sir, we are out of fries."
"Ok,"he says,"I would like a milk shake with fries."
"Sir...we are out of fries..."
"Fine, I would like a chicken sandwich and fries...."
"Sir...there are no more fries..."
"Then get me a soda and fries, please."
Agitated the man inside says, "Sir can you look at our menu board out there?"
"Yes,"says the man in the car.
"See where the word freak is on the fries?"
The man in the car is puzzled.."There is no freak in fries..."
"THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYIN TO TELL YA!"
The man working inside comes on the loudspeaker "Can I help you?"
"Yes,"says the gentleman in the car,"I would like a cheeseburger and fries."
"Sorry sir, we are out of fries."
"Ok,"he says,"I would like a milk shake with fries."
"Sir...we are out of fries..."
"Fine, I would like a chicken sandwich and fries...."
"Sir...there are no more fries..."
"Then get me a soda and fries, please."
Agitated the man inside says, "Sir can you look at our menu board out there?"
"Yes,"says the man in the car.
"See where the word freak is on the fries?"
The man in the car is puzzled.."There is no freak in fries..."
"THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYIN TO TELL YA!"
By:
humptyback
Age:
41-45
,
Male
