Cooler Online

Artist/Band: Paisley Brad
Lyrics for Song: Online
Lyrics for Album: 5th Gear I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole ‘nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I’m out in Hollywood
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online

Yeah, I’m cooler online

Yeah, I’ll see ya online
mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
36-40, F
4 Responses Jul 29, 2007

love this song like most country music true

this is an awesome song split!

This song reminds me of his song I'm Gonna Miss Her... Because he took a catchy feeling or phrase and made song out of it. While I do admit that it refreshing that not all songs are about love I just can't bring myself to like either song. They remind me of Hollywood movies that were only made to make money... And I love his other songs...

These lyrics are great. They certainly give a great picture of some of the problem on online sharing. <br />
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It doesn't take much to realize that people online share only what they want to portray about themselves. <br />
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I fail to see how this can be a lot different from what happens face to face with daily encounters. <br />
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After awhile, the true underlying personality comes out. <br />
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Details probably are different, as the song points out, such as height, car driven, money availability and etc. <br />
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In either case, live or online, people have to interact <br />
in faith that what is being shared is basically true, until proven otherwise. <br />
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Thanks for sharing this, <br />
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R