Woody Allen Speaks

Woody Allen Speaks
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go,
it's one of the best

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good
sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more

To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's
worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently
there must be a beverage

When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into
the soul of the boy sitting next to me

Her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex
raises some pretty good questions

Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out
and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors

Don't knock ************ --- it's sex with someone I love

The Great Roe is a mythological beast with the head of a lion and the
body of a lion, though not the same lion

The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty

In showbizness, it's dog eat dog... no, it's worse... it's like dog
doesn't return dog's telephone calls
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