BREAKING NEWS - 2/2/13 - PENSACOLA - In a surprise upset, while the Philly Phanatic entertained the crowd, #3 Batter "BOOMER Bugs Bunny" apparently stole the show. An autographed photo surfaced indicating there may be a more than a casual relationship between the vivacious blonde and the charismatic Home Run hitter. Our reporters are trying to verify the autograph. The Phanatic was last seen chasing two Disney characters in Left field as the game finished.
BOOMER, after going 4 for 4, with a pair of doubles, was observed leaving with an unidentified easy-on-the-eyes blonde. A nearby reporter overheard Bugs say to the coach "Don't wait on me, I will catch the morning flight . . . "