I Love Me Some Dane Cook

One of my favorite Dane Cook skits!

"Here’s another way to be remembered, again, this one is more personal, it’s more for you because nobody is ever going to know that it was you... but you’ll know, and that’s all that matters. Next time you go to a party, a great big party, go into the room where all the coats are, and $hit on the coats... Guaranteed at some point somebody is going to walk outta that room and go,

'SOMEONE $HIT ON THE COATS....SOMEONE HAS $HIT....ON THE COATS.'
That’s the only thing you can say when someone $hits on the coats,
'Someone $hit on the coats.' They might say,
'I think someone $hit on the coats', but you know...

You just don’t want to be the bearer of bad news,
'I think someone may have $hit on or around the coat area,
there’s a smell of $hit around the perimeter, the vicinity of coats.
Leading me to believe that someone has $hit...'
But again you’re there, you’re there watching it all happen,
and it’s your job, all you’re going to do at some point,
you’re going to lean in and go, 'What!?!'
And then blend back into the crowd...
'What?! I hope that it wasn’t on my coat.'
And then, boom, you’re a phantom, you just disappear, disappear."
CremedelaCreme CremedelaCreme
18-21, F
3 Responses Jun 16, 2007

ROFLMAO my side hurts, I can picture his ex<x>pressions too which makes it even MORE hilarious, great post

I am ROFL right now. That is SOO SOO FUNNY. He really captures human nature and what their reactions would be if someone actually *hit on the coats..<br />
Good one to post!

hil-arious. i heart dane cook. have you seen any of his shows? they equal greatness.