My Favorite Discworld Dialouge, So Far

The following is excerpted from Snuff, page 214.

"Commander Vimes! Is something wrong?"

Vimes rubbed his hands together briskly. "Yes, Chief Constable Upshot, almost everything is, but there is one part that can be made right with your help."

There is another line from Vimes that I LOVE. It is also from Snuff. I am unsure of the page number and I don't feel like looking that up right now. Anywho, Vimes says, "If we threw people in Prision just for being arrogent, thoughtless, or flat out stupid, we'd have to build about 500 more prisions."
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Sep 18, 2012