I Would Be Overjoyed And Tickled Pink...

to be dita's personal secretary and assistant and do things like model for her any clothes that she desires be modeled on someone for her, go to rite aide to get her urgently needed feminine hygiene products, let her use me as her human barbie doll, manicure and clean her lobster whenever she orders lobster so that she just has to fork into spotless chunks of fresh lobster and not have to tolerate the shell or those skinny claws that have no meat in them, just stand and look pretty while she spritzes me with perfume so that she can see what it smells like on another girl, hand clean any scuff marks off of her high heeled pumps, hold her purse and be handy nearby whenever she goes to the ladies room, call any guys she wants to dump impersonally and tell them they are history and that if they have a problem with that they need to deal with me, warm her lingerie for her on very cold mornings by pre-wearing it for sixty seconds, squeeze the toothpaste on to her sonicare toothbrush and wet dab off any white toothpaste foam spatters she may get on her blouse, put just the right amount of sweetener of her choice in her iced tea, create and prepare any power point presentations she will need to drive her point home to appreciative audiences and/or boards of directors, call anybody for her and let them know that we are running a bit late, sharpen her lip liner pencils, decide when to throw out her mascara and open a new container, pick up any staples off the carpet that may have fallen onto it, water her house plants, pre-read any books for her then summarize the crux of them in case she doesn't want to waste her time finding out if a book is worth reading, program/customize her laptop, pc, and iphone, fill out and mail in any rebate forms, push the shopping cart whenever she does not feel like pushing it herself, get chewed out for opening packages of stuff in stores to try it first so that she never has to get chewed out for said......
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51-55, T
Aug 7, 2010