We Sing the Naughty Versions When We Are Really Drinking

"Who's that knocking on my door? Who's that knocking on my door?
Who's that knocking on my door?" said the fair Young Maiden...

"It's only me from over the sea" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"It's only me from over the sea" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.


Alternate Ways for Bill to Answer:

"****, open the door, you pox-ridden *****!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor."****, open the door, you pox-ridden *****!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"It's, me and my crew and we've come for a screw!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor."It's, me and my crew and we've come for a screw!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

OR...


"Open the door, you ******* *****" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor."Open the door, you ******* *****" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor."It's, me and I'm back from sea" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor."It's, me and I'm back from sea" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"What if my parents come home? What if my parents come home?


What if my parents come home?" said the fair Young Maiden....



"I'll kill your pa and **** your ma" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.


"I'll kill your pa and **** your ma" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.



"Are you young and handsome, Sir? Are you young and handsome, Sir?"


Are you young and handsome, Sir?" said the fair Young Maiden.



"I'm old and rough and dirty and tough" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.


"I'm old and rough and dirty and tough" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.



"What is your intention, sir? What is your intention, sir?


What is your intention, sir?" said the fair Young Maiden.



"Oh, off with your shirt, so you doesn't get hurt!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.


"Oh, off with your shirt, so you doesn't get hurt!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.



"Will you take me to the dance? Will you take me to the dance?


Will you take me to the dance?" said the fair Young Maiden....



"To Hell with the dance! Now, off with your pants!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.


"To Hell with the dance! Now, off with your pants!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.



"Will you vow to marry me? Will you vow to marry me?


Will you vow to marry me?" said the fair Young Maiden....



"Hell no, we won't wed. Getcher *** in yon bed!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.


"Hell no, we won't wed. Getcher *** in yon bed!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.



"What's that thing between your legs?" What's that thing between your legs?


"What's that thing between your legs?" said the fair young maiden.



"It is me pole to stick in your hole," says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.


"It is me pole to stick in your hole," says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.



"What if I should have a child? What if I should have a child?


What if I should have a child?" said the fair Young Maiden.



"I'll open your crack, and shove it right back!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.


"I'll open your crack, and shove it right back!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.




Alternate Response:


"I'll kill the bugger and **** for another!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.


"I'll kill the bugger and **** for another!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.




"What if we should have a boy? What if we should have a boy?


What if we should have a boy?" said the fair Young Maiden.



"I'll take him to sea, teach him to **** like me!


I'll take him to sea, teach him to **** like me!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.



"What if we should have a girl? What if we should have a girl?


What if we should have a girl?" said the fair Young Maiden.



"I'll dig a ditch and bury the *****!


I'll dig a ditch and bury the *****!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.



"What if you should go to jail? What if you should go to jail?


What if you should go to jail?" said the fair young maiden.



"I'll swing me big balls, and knock down the walls!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.


"I'll swing me big balls, and knock down the walls!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
46-50, F
4 Responses Mar 20, 2009

LOL yes it is.

Uh oh! My other friend told me he thought he was in love when I belted these out.

Do tell RF!!! Will you sing some to me?

Not bad. My favorite are X rated christmas carols.