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Naked rider: A Texas man was arrested after riding his unicycle in the nude. Police said he was not intoxicated or impaired but was distracting drivers.

Arresting him should've been the only crime here.
Daleks3 Daleks3
56-60, M
2 Responses May 16, 2012

Agreed. Regardless of wardrobe, I would have been more distracted / jealous at the unicycle. That's pretty amazing.

"Distracting drivers" is a pigshit excuse. Its none of their F'ing business what clothes people choose to wear or not wear. Police state tyranny rages on.

If anything, riding the unicycle was distracting. How often do you see someone on a unicycle?