The Part I Hate About Driving Nude

Driving nude is far more comfortable than clothed. When I have to drive clothed my shorts or pants always slide up, or I slide down, and they get tangled around my gonads and pinch or rub.  The shirt slides up the back leaving exposed skin and a lump of fabric.  Car seats and clothes just don't mix very well.

So I drive nude whenever possible.  The part I hate is having to get dressed to go into some store where they would get offended by a naked man shopping.  I mean, the signs say "shirts and shoes required," right?    So I stop in the back of the lot next to some other car, wait until nobody is close, then stand up and put on my shorts and T shirt.  Then put on some shoes and tie them.  What a pain.  Then after shopping I have to stand next to my car, look around to see if anyone is watching, and then take off my stuff again.   Its even worse when there are several stops to make.  The post office in our town is right across the street from the police station.  What would they think about me standing up to put on my outfit in the street in front of the post office?   Its just is a pain in the behind.

On a longer trip, you have to do the dressed and undressed thing every time you stop for gas or body functions.  Another pain. 

I love driving naked, its a ton more comfortable than clothed, but I really don't like having to conform to the puritans every time I arrive somewhere. 

Should the government force us to buy and use some products we may not want?   NOT!

Carpe Diem!
DozerDan DozerDan
66-70, M
Sep 5, 2012