My Prayers Have Been Answered

The ex-governor of Illinois is going to write a book.

I was looking to laugh today and, lo and behold, my prayers were answered.

He is going to do it. He is going to expose "the dark side of politics".

I'm on the floor. This is just too good. I mean, well...it's him, the Rod man. His poetry. His eloquence. His poise under pressure. All of it...between the covers of what I am sure will be a massive tome, with his mug, and oh my god, my heart be still...the hair --gracing the cover.

But, as we all know, you cannot judge a book...

What is really important will be the insight contained therein. And that, good people of the State of Illionois, and the country, and in fact, the world--make that the universe, is what this, gulp, six figure deal, is all about.   

God bless Elvis.

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2 Responses Mar 2, 2009

I like how he hyperventilates when he's pleading his case. And then he interrupts himself so he can pick up a baby. What a guy! You can just tell he doesn't care about the cameras.<br />
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Not.

Do you think he'll release an audio book where you can listen to the actual phone calls that got him busted?