Drunken Fisherman Matter

This story tickles me every time I think about it. I went to St.-Lucia in 1982 and found one of my friends there. However, I could not make out what was wrong at first. Then one day it struck me when I remember that the boat under the canvas was my friend’s boat. Therefore, he was not using it at all, so one night they invited as to a Barbecue. In addition, that night old Fred got some guts! Because he started to tell me what happen with him and his wife one night. Flip man you see it happen like this! Me and Anna was on the water that night and before I could now what was going on we were booth sloshed, man you could ask us to jump in the lake and we will do it without any hesitation. However, the fish were biting very well and old Anna was sitting on the floor because she could not stand up any more, and was smoking my Texan cigarettes one after the other. However, you know when the Cane and mix is still flowing we were OK! However, just after I caught my first Cob we were looking "Bad" but oh Anna was singing to the fish and I was just busy pouring another drink when I saw this cigarette butt drifting in the water, but who cared about that. I gave Oh! Anna her drinks and took my stick and baited it up again. In addition, just as I turned to the water I saw this Cigarette butt in the water, just as I bent down, these two Buts drifted towards me. I then came up and asked Anna if she chucked a cigarette butt in the water now why! Will you ask that? Because there will not be a burning butt on the water? That is when I look down again and saw the dam Crocodile right next to my boat. My head went into action before I know what happen my fingers touch the keys and the two Suzuki has Started with no hesitation. And without taking the two anchors out we pulled away with the anchors coming right out of the water and my hooks flying in the air, when we got to the launching pad I was as sober as can be, but the shock started to take over. Oh! Anna was just sitting with a dam broad smile and I could not get the boat out of the water quick enough. So now, you know why I put the canvas back on the boat.