Oatmeal Suprise!

Talking about food in your pants! I'd rather just **** my pants,but when I cant get the real thing,I'll try different foods to make it feel like poop! Like right now, I have a bowl of oatmeal in my pants,I just mix a bowl of oatmeal,and warm water,and it feels just like a load of poop! I also do that with mashed potatoes. I also thaw out frozen bread and put it in my pants! But I think I like oatmeal the best!
bigjjunkman bigjjunkman
51-55, M
4 Responses May 20, 2012

Funny and gooey as well as sticky,Bro. Also wet clay works if you don't have any fun handy

Think I try that one day

that was an amusing story and one i caulk relate to and it sounds interesting .By the way ,sir ,i liked the warm mushy oatmeal in the pants angle. By the way ,sir, you may want to try chile or mud in your jeans if you want to simulate pooping. Well,,Big Junk Man ,the story has potential as a good panty pooping story ,too

The left over goodies at Thanksgiving that the family is dying to get rid of usually ends up in my pants and boots. MMMM.