You know, I've heard about this food thing for a long time, and tonight I thought I would finally try it.
I didn't want anything too adventurous, seeing how it was my first time and all. Might get in over my head.
I walked into this building filled with tables --- the first one I saw that had a flashing neon sign that said FOOD. I almost stopped at a place with a sign that said EATS, but thought twice about it. After all, I wanted to make sure that it was actually food. EATS could have been something entirely different.
The woman in the hairnet --- told me her name was Delores --- said I should have something called chili, then added that it would put hair on my chest.
Quite tasty. But I didn't want to tell her that I already had hair on my chest. I just hope that no more starts sprouting.
Now that I've tried food, I think I'll go back and get what Delores called a beverage. Comes in a cup, she says.
It's a wonderful world.
I love food.