But I Also Hate Them

As long as the fortune cookie comes with an actual fortune, I'm happy. Something like "You will run into an old friend soon" or something. That's cool.

What I hate is when I get the other kind of cookie, the kind that sounds more like an astrology reading. "You are kind". W.T.F? What kind of fortune is that? It doesn't tell me anything!

Fvck you, Fortune Cookie!

VendettA12 VendettA12
31-35, M
2 Responses Feb 12, 2009

It's gonna be my new warcry. I'll try it out at my next city league basketball game :)

HAHAHA, I haven't laughed so hard in a while. "**** YOU fortune cookie." That is priceless.