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I Love Full Moons

But Beware

By: Myonis108
Written on May 12th, 2009
By: Myonis108
Age: 56-60 , Female
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  • LordVoldemort

    LOL! I love full moon as well, great story

    Nov 29, 2009
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  • Myonis108

    Mas, they really are lovely. Do you take lots of pictures?

    May 12, 2009
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  • masomenos56

    So do I. I like to use my phone camera and take pics of clouds, the sunrise and of course a full moon.

    May 12, 2009
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  • Myonis108

    No, ballz. I'm chasing you. You just forget where you are half the time. By the way, time for a change. You're sagging a little.

    Flapjacks always have been your favorite treat. ;)

    May 12, 2009
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  • ballznbattz

    DrewB, you should see My almost naked in the moonlight, (she leaves on her Depends), but those flapjacks flying around on her rib cage will leave you breathless.



    I think her white Depends are what she believes to be her full moon. Sadly, she keeps running around in a circle trying to see her own a**.

    May 12, 2009
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  • Myonis108

    Think how many full moons there'll be. Be sure to bring your camera!

    May 12, 2009
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  • DrewBerry

    Dancing naked in the moonlight... Oh what fun....

    May 12, 2009
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  • Myonis108

    Hi Drew! Aren't we a hot couple? Come on over and we'll dance to Van Morrison and Neil Young. MissYoo has "Harvest Moon" all downloaded for us!

    May 12, 2009
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  • DrewBerry

    ~ singing ~



    "It's a fabulous night for a moondance"

    May 12, 2009
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  • Myonis108

    Thanks, Stud. Always thinking about me, aren't you? By the way, you're mental skills are slipping. It's they're, not their, Dear. But it's good you can still smell. But then, you always smell until I remind you to change your dipeys.

    May 12, 2009
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  • mewold

    you guys are killing me!

    May 12, 2009
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  • ballznbattz

    The trash can is full. Those depends get really heavy when their full. The smell liked to kill me. Got the shears for your kitty.

    May 12, 2009
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  • Myonis108

    Your toenail clippers are out in the garage. They're also called a chainsaw. The electric sander is out there, too. Bring it in and I'll clean my teeth after you've filed your toenails.

    May 12, 2009
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  • ballznbattz

    I shaved my head this morning. I only used your teeth for a few minutes then I put them back on the counter. Did you take my toe-nail clippers?

    May 12, 2009
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  • Myonis108

    You mean like the sunspots on your face, ballz? I think you forgot to shave this morning. Did you accidentally take my teeth?

    May 12, 2009
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  • Myonis108

    mewold, just turn around for the camera or plant it up on the counter. I'm sure everyone would love to see it!

    May 12, 2009
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  • ballznbattz

    Is that a moon spot in the middle?

    May 12, 2009
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  • mewold

    Myonis, I would love to see your full moon. Would you like to see mine? I don't have to take off anything.

    May 12, 2009
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  • Myonis108

    Hey, moon! I bet yours is as hot as mine if your face is any indication.

    May 12, 2009
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  • tatteredwings

    Sweet.....

    May 12, 2009
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  • LilAnnie

    Whoop! There he is!

    May 12, 2009
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  • Myonis108

    I'm wearing designer Depends. It takes a few minutes to whip them down, so be patient.

    May 12, 2009
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  • Lilt

    Gee, Myonis, I can't wait to see your wrinkly old ***.

    May 12, 2009
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