Some Of My Favs

Beware of the young doctor and the old barber."

Benjamin Franklin.


“Curiosity killed the cat.”



“Clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."


"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."

Harry S. Truman.

"The only thing stronger than a mother's love is a garlic breath".


"Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality."

Clifton Fadiman.

"Only a fool argues with a skunk, a mule or the cook."

Harry Oliver.

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

Winston Churchill.

"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli."

George Bush.

"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."


fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
46-50, F
2 Responses Feb 14, 2010


LMAO. I say this too. It is a very Southern thing.