I Love Funny Guys

It Don't Mean A Thingy........if It Ain't Got That Swingy ..... ( Or, Don't You Dare Type That Vulgar " T " Word !)

By: Kathieredart

Written on April 5th, 2012

Ya know, life is funny and so are some people......Tony Bologna is a hoot. But he has SUCH a ......well..... Um...... A FILTHY mind. He has been so DIRTY as to use that vulgar, unsavory, vile word.....'th1n9y ' not once, but several times.....well, EP is showing him......exposing him as the unscrupulous louse that he REALLY is.

In my wildest ( yet not sexy) dreams , I never thought, or planned on writing a story about thing-a-ma-bobs...... Thing-a-ma- jigs....um.....
You know....thing-a-ma-knobs......

'th! N9y' does not automatically imply.....you know. Consider many conversations with my elderly MOM ( an unabashed dirty talker if ever there was one(?) )
Prepare yourself for some real naughty realism :
'Kathie, have you seen my TV th!n9y......( romote control aka channel changer )
'I can't find my cutter th!ngy.....( scissors)
' I am out of ear th!n9ies.....( Q-tips.....aka ear twirllers)

Oh Tony....after telling Mom that we can't type THAT WORD....or we might be punished....she decided she had better not say THAT WORD. And if I ever DO want to talk about male priviate parts....I've been warned. I will just use one of MY favorites......DITZEL....
Ohhhhhh, don't ya just love someone talking dirty to you.......

By: Kathieredart

Age: 56-60 , Female

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11 responses

LGnNC

Just be very cautious never to confuse ditzel with ditzal!

Apr 5
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- Kathieredart
  Whatever do you mean?
  
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bookerdana

Good grief,Kath-woman,of course I want to take you to task for having such a CRUDE mouth,and in about an hour when i stop snortin' stuff outta my nose from laughing(SSOMNFL),I'm gonna give you a good talking too! And thanks for SOMEONE standing up for TB,a good guy!MWUH-well done! I feel so evil I may show you my Shillelagh,expose it even! Come after me EP,its an Irish walking stick.Wanna piece of me you hypocrites? Diezel-oh no,someones flagged me!

Apr 5, 2012
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- Kathieredart
  Not diezel. Don't you know about sex? It's called a ditzel.you know......a pee-pee.
  
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- bookerdana
  If they can flag you for thingy,they can flag you for ditzel,diezel,or shillelagh.nuff said!
  
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weekender1

OH MY! The dreaded "T" word! How could he have used THAT word?! Not dear, sweet Tony! I can't believe it! If he was actually refering to the male anatomy, he simply could have chosen a less vulgar term. Something more tasteful like the purple headed yogurt slinger or love muscle, maybe Johnson Tools, or **** and the party boys! But to use that word of all words on EP. Oh surely he couldn't have meant to! I still love him anyway regardless of his word choice! ;) PS - DITZEL?!?! :)

Apr 5, 2012
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- Kathieredart
  Weekie, you are my friend and all, but where we're YOU in 5th grade when we had to watch that movie? I DID get an 'A' in human anatomy and physiological th!n9i$s....so, I guess I am going to have to tell you that a ditzel is the opposite of.....you know....a hoo haw.....
  
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- weekender1
  Uh..I always fell asleep at the school movie theater. Hoo haw...Was that on that show Hee Haw? ;)
  
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- Kathieredart
  Meet me behind the gym after school tomorrow....I learned a new word that rhymes with fever......
  
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Kathieredart

Oh Tony......you are so sweet......you wouldn't hurt a fly.....or anyth!n9y ! Oxo....you have my blessing. And best wishes.....I hope you join us again SOON ! Th!n9ies just aren't the same without YOU......

Apr 5, 2012
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tonybologna

That is so funny I really thank you for one good gut busting laugh.

Apr 5, 2012
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