~Dinner of Death~

A few weeks ago, the college cafeteria forgot to order dinner. (Sigh) First world problems, I know XD… Not letting a great opportunity go to waste, I quickly texted this message to the guy in charge:

“Hi Daniel,
It is 7:10 in the heart of darkness. The weary masses are growing increasingly irate with hunger. The roiling maelstrom of misery that is this dining room threatens to overtake us all. The civilians cry for sustenance, yet there is none to be had. It is only a matter of time before they resort to cannibalism…”

Despite not having my number, he told me he knew it had to be from me one line in. Lol.
lifeisatest lifeisatest
26-30, M
1 Response Aug 20, 2014

Lol! Love the cannibalism part! Nice touch.