Small Boobs Beat Globes Every Day...

I can't believe guys find those artificial globes attractive, they're just so strange. I wonder if guys really know the difference between real and artificial breasts. I mean, to me they just look so strange, even if they are large. I think they look disgusting. I can't believe women pay thousands of dollars to wear them....
JanieNudiePants JanieNudiePants
31-35, F
46 Responses Dec 10, 2012

I think it should be the guys getting those fake boobs. I would like some! Womens real boobs are far better then the fake ones.

Yes Janie I agree with u darling I love natural boobs
There ie no sansation in rubber ****
When u suck em it's so artifical
No felling em xx

My boobs are natural. I like them.

Not all men find silicon enhancement attractive, although some do; and we can tell the difference.

Just wondering, how can one tell the difference? I mean is it about the shape. I heard that if you touch an atificial breats it feels cold, not like the real one which is warm. =))

Among the indicators are size, rigidity, how they move when the lady moves. Shape can be an indicator as well.


Most basically, they don't look natural, especially as the lady moves. That said, I'm sure that there are boob jobs which I've mistaken for natural.

Oh, for sure, real boobs feel better.

the feel says it all, I think for both....

"a teardrop on C cups". . .nice! lol

Biggest difference is that those with a boob job are less sensitive after the surgery. Kind of like, what is the point in playing with them if the woman is not going to enjoy it?

Here I wouldn't know, but that would be expected.


Done well, you can't. Not all are done well, though

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Im a t/cd and i want boobs. But not those big weird things. I want mine to be as real as possible.

me, too!


I've learned to find the beauty in many shapes and proportions, artificial and natural, I know one extremely sweet real girl that because of her profession decided to do the surgery and she is equally sweet and yummy as always, on the other hand one of the best sexiest girls I know is an A cup and she is a sexual goddess, really, not exaggerating.... one of those lucky gals selected by nature to rule our sexual world and blissfully enslave us to passion and lust... she is pure eroticism and arousal and incredibly sweet too... I guess what I am trying to say is it all depends on the girl, and sometimes is OMG so hard to choose only one way...

I think I agree, it's important to be comfortable where you are

Yes, the sweet one with implants is dedicated fitness profesional/maniac girl, high profile, travels and has sponsorships and you know how image is your sales pitch in those high levels and those worlwide groups so it was a good desition for her, but it has not changed her a bit (well besides the sizes lol)... guess some girls always project their sweet side, right sweetness?

"Guys" dont find artificial breasts attractive. It will benefit both you and other guys if you stop stereotyping guys as all the same because of the small amount of jerks you choose to mix with.

"artificial" are not attractive, as far as I see.... However, to be a gentleman requires that you don't tell the ladies....

Natural please every time


Think small boobs are great. Big artificial one look so fake.

something about artificial seem so inhuman!

My ex wife has implants, and although they look nice, they aren't the same. The feel isn't right, the shape isn't right. I love natural breasts, large or small..... but more than a mouthful is a waste.

nature is hard to immitate

I hope that you lie to her through the teeth and tell them they are wonderful, though!

<p>There are no natural looking silcone boobs. I prefer and everyone I know prefer natural boobs.Just be happy with what you have, they are perfect all natural, man made boobs can't compare.<br />

there may be, but few women looking for enlargements seem to pick them out of the catalog -- maybe because they see them as an investment, not an enhancement...

No catalog for you, you are already perfect...

You could not be more correct, IMO.


so true


I'm acutely aware of the difference, actually. I neither like the look nor feel of augmented breasts. The first time I hugged a women who had implants (a dear cousin of mine, as a matter of fact), I felt weirded out! She had perfectly lovely small boobs before and now they're just... I'm at a loss for words. But it's her body. C'est la Vie.

Having said that, I can certainly get behind a woman who had it done to correct a mastectomy or disfigurement. That's a normal and healthy reaction to a horrible and traumatizing event. What I'll never respect is vanity, however.

Agreed, there are lots of right reasons to....

Probably the most difficult thing is to carry large breasts, I mean very large breasts... They are literally a burden in so many ways....

Natural **** rule! Small ones are cute, big ones a adorable! Natural women are Beautiful!

very sweet reply one size fits all ..... lol

Small real boobs are far sexier than large fake ones

I know in some ways I'm hypocritical...oh, well!

Yes, I prefer the natural ones, and not the naturally big ones.

lucky for big girls lots of guys do

I prefer the natural look. But I love all boobies. But real ones just do it for me all jiggly. With that natural sag. Gonna go **** it

jiggly sounds natural to me...

So, when can I see yours?

The shape is what is appealing, not the size...and on shape I've found that smaller boobs generally are shaped better...the roundness of the underside, the perkiness of the rest...yummm

and vanishing ones?

nipples, nothing sexier than aroused nipples. I would love to see yours!

Nothing? lol....

Show me your aroused nipples and we will discuss it further you sexy nymph you

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Makes me kinda sad whenever a female I know gets implants. I don't see there ever being a need for it, but I guess if it makes them happy...

I guess that's the need...

Quality over quantity anytime!

Sometimes I wonder how men think those things feel, I mean to rub and squeeze when you have sex.... My tummy tells me icky...

It's their money...but I agree with you on this.

It's their money wasted....

Yeah, you just repeated what I said.

I love real breasts

me too

What is sexy is subjective and in the end it matters less what you have to play with, than how well you play with others:-)

nice comment....

Thnx probably pretty metaphorical for everything in life it all comes from within the rest fallows.

Being comfortable in your own skin is so much more attractive. It's evident in everything you do and offers so much more potential for sensuality. It doesn't matter large, small petit or curvy the inner shines through.

I don't understand why guys and some girls like big boobs. They sink in old age. My wife has 34 B and they are still wonderfully perk and she is in her sixties

awe, what a nice thing to say.....

I love natural. I read everything below and respect others likes, but for me, natural all the way, so sexy!

Well done, by a gifted surgeon, they can be glorious. Both of my recent long term relationships have had implants. One to a 36C just before I met her and the other from 34A to 34DD while we dated (and it was a complete surpise, I had happily played with what she had). Both had gorgeous, soft perky breasts and at their ages (about 49 and 58 when they had them done) they were far nicer than factory originals. Don't judge all implants by the bolted-on bowling balls on **** stars. See my story "This guy's view" for a longer discussion with (non nude) pics.

Hmmm, I love your description,"bolted-on bowling balls." Because that's exactly how the less well done ones look.... If a woman is really self-conscious about her looks, as long as she gets a qualified surgeon, they can be quite a psychological boost -- done well.

To that point, there are doctors who call themselves Cosmetic Surgeons and there are board certified plastic surgeons. The latter have years of training. The former can be any doc that decides to get in the business

Thanks for the clarification. So you need to get an expert, if you choose to do it...

I've seen some tired old sacks that could use a little plumping, but these cheap bowling ball boobs just look ridiculous. Enjoy what you've got. None of us are perfect.

I've learned to love the ones I've got....

Breasts come in all sizes and shapes, and I have yet to see any I didn't like. So, women, whatever size you have is great. No need to try and change it, because the change will always be worse than what you started with.

I think I would think a lot, before considering changing anything...

Hey there! My wife of 9 years decided to get breast implants 2 years ago. She went from a B to a high C, silicone. They look a little too big for her, but nothing crazy out of proportion. They don't have the circular, hard, super fake look. And while they don't feel entirely real, they feel pretty amazing.

Anyway, I agree that the super fake ones look unappealing. But I'd tell you that implants if done well can really look and feel great. Our love life has definitely improved. She loves having them and we both love the effect they have on me.

I think they're like anything... done well they can help.... I had a GF with super small tatas, who was very self-conscious about it. She had them done and it really improved her self image, now, whether that improved her relationships, I doubt. But she liked them. Lesson: if you do it get a very good job done

Agreed. We were really selective about the doctor we chose. We emphasized again and again how important it was that they not ride high (so they didn't have the super fake look). We took over 2 years making the decision, brought in photos of what she did and what she did not like.

There is some scar tissue, and there was some loss of nipple sensation, which was sad for both of us. Overall though, we're really happy. I'd second what you said though: it's an important decision where plenty can and does go wrong, and you need to do your homework.

The only lover I've had who could ****** from breast play was a 36C after implants -- incision around the areola, so every case is different

Interesting discussion.... I would have never imagined...

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I love small boobs that I can suck entirely into my mouth and flick the nipple

very cute...

Agreed, I think that the sort of guys that go for fake **** are the same sort of guys that think that sex is always supposed to end with a facial.

I personally can't stand anything fake when it comes to sex, whether it be body parts or put-on performances.

Breasts are alluring not only in their appearance, but in the way that they feel and in the way that they move.

I tended bar in a gentleman's club for a couple years, and got to know many of the girls that worked there quite well (some intimately but most as friends and co-workers).
There was a direct link between what sort of person the girls were, and whether their chests were augmented or not. Usually the girls with the beach balls on their chests were the bleach-blonde, fake-tan, dumber-than-a-box-of-rocks types.

On the other hand the natural girls were most often down to earth, confident and intelligent
-and therefore sexy. They usually danced to much better music, too!

Oh, what a nice thing to say! Interesting observations.... now, what kind of person am I? LOL

Well, if you were to to do a striptease, what song would you have the DJ play as your soundtrack?

that one by T-Pain 'shawty get low'

Shawty had them Apple Bottom jeans, jeans Boots with the fur, with the fur The whole club was lookin’ at her She hit the flo’, she hit the flo’ Next thing you know Shawty got low low low low, low low low low

Flow-rida, too

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Natural breast are the best........ I don't know why anyone would enjoy a silicone breast, they are so fake and don't look (or feel) as good as a natural breast

fortunately I don't know....

much too broad a statement. My two most recent GFs had implants and both had wonderful, soft breasts with a natural hang. In both cases it was their decision alone. They were delicious

I have never been with a woman with implants, but when looking at pictures I prefer natural looking ones compared to the ones that have implants and look really fake. I have only heard stories that breasts with implants don't feel as good, so I assumed it was the truth. Maybe I shouldn't voice my opinions without all the facts.

I agree completely with you. Natural ones are best, no matter the size!


To assist the many men out there who are clueless about bra sizes, I developed a handy chart to explain cups:<br />
A=Awesome boobs <br />
B=Beautiful boobs <br />
C=Cuddly boobs<br />
D=Damn!<br />
E=Enormous!<br />
F=Fake<br />
G=Get a reduction<br />
H=Help me!<br />
I=I've fallen and I can't get up!

In all truth, I have several friends who have huge breasts.... they are an enormous chore, in the least, and a burden better said. Women who have large breasts are more to be pitied, for all the reasons men aren't aware of.

this is the one case where women know the numbers! lol

Yes, we can feel the difference between real and fake, and I for one most certainly prefer real. As for breast size, I have yet to meet a breast I haven't liked! The most exciting breasts for me are the ones that the owner also likes and is comfortable with. I've been with girls who have small (tiny) breasts who were self-conscience about them and talked about it like it was an issue...major turn-off. On the other hand I've been with small breasted women who were confident and I found them to be extremely sexy..... I'd think that wiener size would be more of an issue due to functionality.... what say you women?

The most erotic image I ever saw was of a beautiful woman with nearly flat breasts and perfect nipples, she had a blissful expression on her face as a man had his face beneath her chest sideways - also totally content. yes I agree with you - if a woman is confident in what she has and knows what she wants - it is completely enticing.

Truly it is the same for a man's equipment as well - if asked about size - it is a perfect fit for my Wife and the same is so for her to me. It is not about the size of the parts - it is the person they are attached to. To me my Wife is perfect - every bit of her soul down to the smallest detail of her parts and that is what it is all about.

so true... my mother always used to say the most important ways to make yourself attractive to any man were to be yourself being comfortable in your own skin.....

I've met a lot of them, but never one I've hated
Even if you've had thirteen kids and you think they look deflated
There's no such thing as a bad breast; I believe this much is true
If you're a big ol' man I'm a ***** fan and I'd love to see yours too!


I hope nobody is offended as it was only a joke. Anyway, I can't take full credit. Those are lyrics to the song "Show Them To Me" by Rodney Carrington.

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Glad to hear what your like.

It's the woman, not the breasts.
If you are so inclined, could you add me to your circle?

just as it's the man, and not the....well, you know. I've never been able to 'get close' to someone who did not attract me, fundamentally. No matter how good looking, or how much money he had...

boobs are like Oysters, they should always be served natural, regardless of their size

oh, I love this response!!!!

And I ate lots of oysters yesterday....seafood is a tradition on christmas day in Australia.....some oysters were big, some small, but they were all natural, and all yummy

I love oysters.... I wonder if they're good for women as well?

well they are like I guess they are good for men and for women

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I think most guys can tell the difference. For me I prefer real over fake but to each their own.

I guess whatever makes you feel good about yourself

To each their own but me personally , I prefer real **** and smaller **** are sexy as hell

or any *******, maybe as long as they're real?

Am happy with mine, not the biggest, but I like the comfort. Would never have them enlarged.

I think any kind of natural breasts look ten times better, by far!!!

I think real boobs are always better than fake ones, regardless of size. I prefer small ones over very big ones. B/C is perfect for me.

I have no pre-conceived notions - I love what ever my love has - I am have been married for 24 years to a wonderful woman - and I love her petite perfect figure. It has NEVER changed - she has outside of pregnancy never gained a pound since the day I met her. When she is in a tight form fitting teddy - OMG is she hot - she is 50 and she could easily be a lingerie model. But aside from this she is my Wife and it is not just her body - it is the person and she is simply amazing.

so sweet you are so lucky

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nothing attractive about fake boobs. prefer small pert ones anyways so they dont sag in later years and women can wear dresses

And who would want to touch them? Yes, not nice.

I wonder what they feel like to men? ugh... I can only guess... maybe they never touch them, that would be sad....

yes, I'd feel sorry for someone that had them. Sometimes you do for medical reasons, very sad

that part I understand...