The Impact

Five years ago my cat, Chester was eaten by a rabid dog who had been terrorizing our neighborhood. My husband, Georgie, was seriously distressed by this event. He began to see hallucinations of gnomes otherwise known as the "little people".  These little people began to essentially stalk my husband. They left him little notes in the trees, little presents on our doorsteps, there were footprints on our newly concreted patio...together we began our gnome journey.

Then my husband went missing.

At first I didn't know who to blame except the gnomes. When he vanished they did as well. I called the police and even hired a private investigator. They all believed I was crazy until I called Roberto Canataro: the Official Gnome Hunter. He told me this was a common problem. The gnomes stalk a human until they believe they can successfully take over his body.  This had happened to Georgie.  Reports came in of a man similar to my husband eating leaves, living in trees and also befriending fairies.  This astonished me. Sadly, Georgie couldn't be recovered but I did finally expel the gnomes from him.

 

These gnomes are not dangerous but are to be watched. They have given me hope for an afterlife and have inspired me. Although beware they can sometimes take over the bodies of your dogs and cats.

 

Thank you for reading this beautiful life story. I hope you understand from this the wonder and mystic loveliness that surrounds this TRUE LIFE gnome story.

gnomeaholic gnomeaholic
66-70, F
2 Responses Aug 22, 2007

#1. If he(Gorgie) could`nt be recovered,then how did you"expel" the gnomes from his body?<br />
#2. What exactly do you mean by"could`nt be recovered"?...his prior personality or his actual physical body?<br />
#3. Did you yourself see these"fairy notes",and if so,why dont you post them on site?---You see I am a "believer",but I really have a hard time with this one-for obvious reasons...No disrespect intended...please.

#1. If he(Gorgie) could`nt be recovered,then how did you"expel" the gnomes from his body?<br />
#2. What exactly do you mean by"could`nt be recovered"?...his prior personality or his actual physical body?<br />
#3. Did you yourself see these"fairy notes",and if so,why dont you post them on site?---You see I am a "believer",but I really have a hard time with this one-for obvious reasons...No disrespect intended...please.