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Making Pee Taste Great

 I am a great lover of pee, especially the drinking of it. This takes some planning on my part because I generally prefer clear nearly flavorless pee, straight from a wet *****. Close up and personal, mouth on those labial flowers, tongue pressed up lightly to the tip of the pee tube. 

When Lorriane came over to my place we would each watch each other drink two liters of filtered water. Then we knew we had about 20 minutes before the flow. If I hadn't already done so I would lay out big painters drop cloths and sheets in my bedroom. I would place lots of 1 liter bottles of spring water about, along with lots of very heavy towels. Some beers, too, on ice. 

These are all great things to do for the general scene, but how can we improve the taste of the pee itself? If yours is too strong, cut down on your intake of meat. Lots of water, of course. And here is a trick. Drink some diet soda. I am no fan of aspertame (aka Nutrisweet) but in this case I'll use it. It is a chemical that doesn't get metabolized by the body so it sweetens the pee whereas regular sugar gets broken down and contributes no sweetness whatsoever to the ****.

Now you too can be a pee gourmet!

Wetmike Wetmike 56-60 9 Responses Oct 13, 2009

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me and my girl love peeing on eachh other.... she hates the taste, threw up once...but now i know what to do

Hm, drink loads of water, and perhaps she'll enjoy it more ;)

Good Post!
I too enjoy the clearest of pee. But my wife is a natural water-drinker, even before I met her. I am her personal urinal -- and I'm proud of saying that :D

great tip thanks. I've drank my bf's pee, enjoyed the act but not the taste! will have a few diet sodas together and see how it works

i have a pee fetish... ive drank my gf's pee twice on seperate occassions, the thing is she doesnt really like it and it annoys me because i feel scared to ask her to pee on me or in my mouth because im afraid she will judge me...

Uh... you're afraid?
How did you convinced her in peeing in your mouth twice then? lol

I drank my x gf's pee any time of day and night, first one in the morning, during the day. She even woke me up during the night to drink her pee, and I loved the different tastes.

Big thumbs up to the comments about aspartane and asparagus - and, for me, I can also say that more than a couple of beers can also make your pee taste a bit 'off'. And we all know to avoid the early morning stuff - far too strong.<br />
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Really, it's just about consideration for your (pee)lover - if she likes you clean, shower before you get together (although I admit to liking her pheromones), if she likes you smooth, get out the razor - all that stuff!

Hi...ok so I just tried a golden shower!!! Ive been talking about it lots and so we (me and my bf) finally did it.... we didnt plann much i think he didnt give the water to work in 100% but it still worked... i got in the shower dimmed the lights lol and got on my knees!! he pee'd a litle on my breasts and it didnt bug me so I put my mouth on it.....I had no idea pee was sweet...my bf drink alot of rockstars (4/day) and i thought pee was going to be sour and foul.... but the fact it was sweet made me ok to let him do it in my mouth so we waited again and it was the kinkiest thing ive ever done!!!<br />
Who would have thought pee would be sweet??!!! my new kink!!!!

Yes that works like a champ. I don't like the taste of aspartame, but find the bad taste goes away when mixed with real sugar. I use a 50/50 mix all the time now mixing diet with regular soda, iced tea, cran-raspberry juice (my favorite). It works so well my pee is sweet and delicious

try a vegetarian life style , there is some vegetables like asparagus that gives bad taste to your pee but in general line a free of toxins diet gives a tasty pee.