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ome after thoughts from the Harry Potter series. Almost none of these are my own ideas. I don't make the icons. I just redesign them and share. Enjoy.
- "Accio Hagrid!": Wtf, Harry.
- Omg, siriusly.
- "Albus Severus": He'd rather have a scar.
- Voldemort is baffled by Harry's apparent lack of the ability to die.
- Bellatrix: one crazy *****.
- Crucio: it's all in the wrist.
- The leading causes of death in the UK are: heart disease, Molly Weasley, and cancer.
- Slytherin: Don't you people ever die.
- Harry's next kids will probably be named Sirius Remus and Dobby Hedwig.
- Trelawney: reason #113 you should stay away from drugs.
- "Albus Severus": el oh el.
- Expelliarmus is like the only spell Harry knows.
- Imperio! Make me some pancakes, *****.
- Harry Potter is entirely responsible of the literacy of our generation.
- Harry named his daughter after her mother and his sons after the men who loved her. Ew.
- Shouting "lumos" at the light switch will not help.
- Every time a child gets a godfather, a Maurader is killed.
- And Voldemort would have lived, too if it weren't for those meddling kids and their Dumbledore, too.
- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month".
- Parseltongue is my second language. I learned it in foreign language class.
- Potter: my anti-drug.
- Dumbledore: "*****, I know you did not just call me Santa".
- No, really. Who names his or her kid Scorpius?
- Seven books of fighting and in the end Voldemort kills himself? Lame.
- Volde*Mart: Always most evil. Always.
- Take the egg in the bath? Wtf kinda clue is that?
- Omfg, it's not even page 100 and three characters are dead.
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