Bedtime *******...

Two married friends are out drinking one says to the other, "I can never sneak into the house after I've been drinking. I have tried everything. I turn the headlights off before I go up the drive. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off and creep upstairs. I get undressed in the bathroom. I do everything, but then my wife still wakes up and yells at me for staying out late."

His friend replies: "Do what I do. I screech into the driveway, slam the front door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap my wife's bottom and say, "How about a blow job?” She always pretends she's asleep."








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possumballz possumballz
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Dec 14, 2012