I Do,

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, pink, blue, yellow, purple.

The old man just stared. The young man said, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?

The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son ! "

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3 Responses Sep 13, 2008

Ha ha! Yeah, I love great comebacks

Yes... but when they shake their tail feathers at me I cannot help it.

Hey! I am not old, and that kid looked just like me!