Some Advice

If you wear high heels, let me offer some advice.

Guys will instinctively seek out girls who can barely keep their balance when sober. It's a sign of a woman who has poor defense instincts and poor judgement.

If, after only a couple if drinks, you need assistance to stay upright....

Just be careful what you wish for.
NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
41-45, M
4 Responses Dec 14, 2012

I bet you'd like to pull my hair if I didn't bite your fingers.

Hmmmm.. though tripping them on their way to the bathroom never seems to win me any casual sex points. Oh well, at least I'll always have you!

I'd bend you over my knee faster than you could squeeze a lime in your Corona

Well then.. hello there dollface.

That's why I am glad I am tall. Don't need heels. I am 6'3 with them. haha

Hmm