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I Love Hello Kitty

My Dirty Little Secret.

By: randomdriftwood
Written on October 20th, 2007
Age: 21-25 , Female
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  • taylorharden

    you suck man i mean that was not even a story not to be rude this is taylor harden

    Oct 21, 2011
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  • randomdriftwood

    That is one tongue twister, try saying that 10 times fast while turning around on one leg.

    - RDW

    Oct 20, 2007
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  • TheTardyDodo

    It's irresistible! Soon we'll all be utterly hello-kittied by the hello-kitty sake-ascii, seeing as hello-ascii-kitty always shares! And wow, I'm so drunk I'm overhyphenated.

    Oct 20, 2007
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  • randomdriftwood

    ^_^

    Oct 20, 2007
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  • TheTardyDodo

    OMG. That is the cutest little sake-ascii-cup imaginable!

    Oct 20, 2007
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  • randomdriftwood

    (_) there a little sake-ascii-cup for hello-ascii-kitty



    - RDW

    Oct 20, 2007
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  • TheTardyDodo

    hello-ascii-kitty does not want to know about your indiscretions in foreign lands!!!



    although if it's sake you're drinking, i do believe she'd like a cup....

    Oct 20, 2007
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  • randomdriftwood

    Well with hard evidence I guess I really can't claim my innocences, can I! How about I use the Rudd defense and say "I was too drunk to remember" ^_^

    - RDW

    Oct 20, 2007
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  • angelx20

    Hello Kitty...she is cute. i love kitties.

    Oct 20, 2007
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  • TheTardyDodo

    I am *DEFINITELY* not telling hello-ascii-kitty THAT word which you went and posted a story about! Then *she* would be speechless!

    Oct 20, 2007
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  • randomdriftwood

    Too bad for you and the rest of EP, this voice is back............................um.............................hi

    - RDW

    Oct 20, 2007
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  • TheTardyDodo

    *listens intently* Hey... I do believe the speechlessness is subsiding! PHEW!!! :)

    Oct 20, 2007
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  • randomdriftwood

    Aww I love the Hello-ascii-Kitty (great name) it was the speechlessness that scared me.

    - RDW

    Oct 20, 2007
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  • TheTardyDodo

    Really?! That's no way to be about Hello-ascii-Kitty! She is only here to spread happiness, joy and the extended character set.

    Oct 20, 2007
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  • randomdriftwood

    I'm a little scared to be honest!

    - RDW

    Oct 20, 2007
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  • TheTardyDodo

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oct 20, 2007
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  • randomdriftwood

    Oh my, I am speechless, for the first time ever! O_O

    - RDW

    Oct 20, 2007
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  • TheTardyDodo

    It's all yours, I give you the patents! :)



    (and the lunchbox. and the pencil case. and the eraser. and the pencils. and the stickers. and the stationary set. and the backpack. and the cute hat. and the edge trimmer. and the surgical set)

    Oct 20, 2007
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  • randomdriftwood

    Aww it's cute!

    - RDW

    Oct 20, 2007
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  • TheTardyDodo

    (ok, ok, so that's a terrible hello-ascii-kitty... but she does have her bow! :D )

    Oct 20, 2007
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  • TheTardyDodo

    #(^ 0 . o&^)#

    Oct 20, 2007
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