Too Many Pairs, Too Few Occasions
I have far too many pairs of heels, but I can't stop buying them - I love them - the shape, the femininity, the variety of style/height/colour etc etc.
It is just that now, I have no many pairs, some of them just don't get worn! I wear heels almost every time I go out to the pub/ club but everyday usage is unfortunately not an option - coming from a small village in my home county, and being at uni with extraordinarily steep hills! :(
However, I love the way they make my already disproportionately long legs ( I mean they are literally twice the length of my body - I look like an alien half the time!) look even longer and thinner - bonus!