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I love heels...I'm short so they make me taller....they make my *** look better and my legs look longer...I just feel good when I'm in a pair of heels...they have to be at least 3 inches otherwise it throws my balance off and I trip a lot, but give me 5 inches and I'll run a marathon favorite pair is a Jessica Simpson patent leather red pump with tortoise shell heel
GoldieMtZion GoldieMtZion 26-30, F 79 Responses Jan 12, 2008

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I have to have my sleeves rolled up.

ohhh the sleeves are rolled're hurting me.

You're mean. :)

A white J Crew button down shirt or a white Calvin Klein button down shirt?

Yes. And could you please not bring up a button down shirt...

do you know what I look like in a plaid tie?

umm hello?! *waving from the corner* What the hell is all this talk of a tie? :)

Well, I do already have the "I'm not getting any pants", "I'm not getting any pink thong", "I'm not getting any dress shirt" and the "I'm not getting any belt".

Huck: 'Thank you, may I have another?' :)<br />
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Fungirl: I know nothing of this tie...6 feet?! You're statuesque...heels are fabulous! get it girl

Too funny Huck... Goldie's heels would be a perfect accessory for the now infamous “I’m not getting any” tie. <br />
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Goldie, with three inch heels I am 6 feet tall but I still have to wear them and in fact I love to hit the shoes in Frederick’s that have 4 ½ heel height.

I have two crops, one for each of your *** cheeks. <br />
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Why Goldie, have you no kind words for me as I slap this crop?

You're a fairy if you do.

Ever dance with a huck in the pale moon light? <br />
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I'm going to pin you to that lampost over there until you beg like a little girl.

Oh no you just didn't...<br />
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*****, why don't you bring them bigass 13s over and see what happens

I'm not afraid to slap your skinny little white bama *** in these 3"ers. <br />
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*wondering if I should invoke the name of Bear*

*scoffs and smirks*<br />
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I knew you didn't have choice though :)

it depends on whether or not you're going to use that crop or just sit there biting it. <br />
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*scuffs up line in the dirt*

*eyebrows raised* <br />
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Ohh child, that attitude means **** if you can't back it up<br />
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*draws imaginary line on ground*<br />
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Step up.

*snaps fingers in a z*<br />
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you gonna bitchslap me? honey, that aint happenin<br />
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*hand on hip with head tilted*

I'm embarrassed to say it took me a moment to figure that out but when I did I started laughing my ***'re so funny...anytime you want to borrow an outfit of mine you go right ahead, but don't stretch my heels, I might have to bitchslap if that happens

or ruhuck

haha no no no...silly pure :P

just call me huckpaul

hehe <br />
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yay Pure!

You're just showing me up left and right, aren't you? :)

oh...the soccer ball .

No, I've never even attempted...I'm a trying to run and kick a soccer ball would cause more trips to the emergency room than I care to take.<br />
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Oh. *blushing* <br />
In reference to your referencing.

can you juggle it? It takes skill and practice. <br />
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well, I was referring to the red clad woman with the crop.

That's true they do...maybe I should juggle the small ball.<br />
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What charm...<br />
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'other ladies'? hmmm...Huck do you have something to share?<br />
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Emptyheart: overlook GoodGuy, he's a silly man haha...I would kill to be 5'7 :)

My hubby is 6'5" and I try to always wear heels. If I don't I get a neck ache!

Hey! .....I am 5'7"....please don't generalize goodguy34! I might request you change your name to badguy34! LOL!

soccer helps the legs, you know<br />
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but, I still won't look as good as other ladies in red.

Oh Huck I bet you look fetching in a red dress...<br />
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ohollow: I love the sound of heels too

My calves are so tight but the best thing is how they lift my *** in that tight red dress.

And don't you agree about how shapely they make your legs look Huck?

Personally, I stumble in anything higher than a 3" heel. <br />
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But, I'm quite hot in 3"ers.


High heels, make up, done up hair..........I'm getting light headed -lol. I love it all.

too true j4p...lapse in memory, shame on me lol

aaah the charmer has entered the

Personally i think that around 5'4" on a women is perfect!!<br />
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I don't find many women over about 5'6" maybe 5'7" attractive... maybe a few exceptions...

yay for shorties!

Me 2 shorties unite!

I'm 5'4 also j4p I agree with needing the lift and they definitely make you feel sexy...oh good glad I'm not the only one who reprioritizes for heels lol...what do they look like?!

Yep i am bad that way too. I just found some darling high heeled boots OMG!

same thing with me If I can't be barefoot give me my heels lol...I have on a couple of occasions let a bill slip in order to get a darling pair of heels haha

It's funny i love to be barefoot but have this thing about highheels ...I love heels !Bankrupt lol