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I love heels...I'm short so they make me taller....they make my *** look better and my legs look longer...I just feel good when I'm in a pair of heels...they have to be at least 3 inches otherwise it throws my balance off and I trip a lot, but give me 5 inches and I'll run a marathon favorite pair is a Jessica Simpson patent leather red pump with tortoise shell heel
GoldieMtZion GoldieMtZion 26-30, F 81 Responses Jan 12, 2008

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I have to have my sleeves rolled up.

ohhh the sleeves are rolled're hurting me.

You're mean. :)

A white J Crew button down shirt or a white Calvin Klein button down shirt?

Yes. And could you please not bring up a button down shirt...

do you know what I look like in a plaid tie?

umm hello?! *waving from the corner* What the hell is all this talk of a tie? :)

Well, I do already have the "I'm not getting any pants", "I'm not getting any pink thong", "I'm not getting any dress shirt" and the "I'm not getting any belt".

Huck: 'Thank you, may I have another?' :)<br />
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Fungirl: I know nothing of this tie...6 feet?! You're statuesque...heels are fabulous! get it girl

Too funny Huck... Goldie's heels would be a perfect accessory for the now infamous “I’m not getting any” tie. <br />
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Goldie, with three inch heels I am 6 feet tall but I still have to wear them and in fact I love to hit the shoes in Frederick’s that have 4 ½ heel height.

I have two crops, one for each of your *** cheeks. <br />
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Why Goldie, have you no kind words for me as I slap this crop?

You're a fairy if you do.

Ever dance with a huck in the pale moon light? <br />
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I'm going to pin you to that lampost over there until you beg like a little girl.

Oh no you just didn't...<br />
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*****, why don't you bring them bigass 13s over and see what happens

I'm not afraid to slap your skinny little white bama *** in these 3"ers. <br />
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*wondering if I should invoke the name of Bear*

*scoffs and smirks*<br />
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I knew you didn't have choice though :)

it depends on whether or not you're going to use that crop or just sit there biting it. <br />
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*scuffs up line in the dirt*

*eyebrows raised* <br />
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Ohh child, that attitude means **** if you can't back it up<br />
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*draws imaginary line on ground*<br />
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Step up.

*snaps fingers in a z*<br />
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you gonna bitchslap me? honey, that aint happenin<br />
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*hand on hip with head tilted*

I'm embarrassed to say it took me a moment to figure that out but when I did I started laughing my ***'re so funny...anytime you want to borrow an outfit of mine you go right ahead, but don't stretch my heels, I might have to bitchslap if that happens

or ruhuck

haha no no no...silly pure :P

just call me huckpaul

*worried she'd say "gay" pure*<br />

hehe <br />
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yay Pure!

huck i disagree..yous F.I.N.E. fine..mmmmm mmm<br />
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specially when you wears them stockins :)

You're just showing me up left and right, aren't you? :)

oh...the soccer ball .