You never put the toilet paper on the holder,you just put the roll in random places.
You never put the bin out,you just cram as much rubblish in there as you can.
How many times have I found empty ice trays in the freezer? Too many to count.
I asked you to bring milk home last night, you forgot.
I clean and vacuum, so you can come home and relax. As soon as you walk through the door you spread your mess around.
I bought peanut butter yesterday, you ate the whole jar with a spoon.
I washed 12 mugs last night, yet there were no clean mugs for my morning coffee.
These things you do my darling, drive me up the wall.
But just when I'm on the verge of madness, I remember your smile, your giving nature.
Your cheeky laughter and your loving soul.
You make me smile and cheer me up when I'm blue.
All I have to complain about, are the things listed above.
So I think it's safe to say,I am very lucky girl.
My husband, I love you.