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Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

i have never watched 'house'.

it just never really interested me.

however, after living the last year and a half of my life with several undiagnosed medical issues, i have had it UP TO HERE WITH 'HOUSE'.

there are lots and lots of people in my life. family. friends. members of the church i attend. coworkers. etc etc etc.

all of these people frequently ask me things like, 'have they figured out what's wrong with you yet?' and other equally sensitive inquisitions. i am always forced to respond with varieties of 'no.....not yet.'

and what do they inevitably reply to me?

'if dr house was here, he'd have had you fixed already!'

::laughter from everyone except me, who, contrarily enough, doesn't find it funny at all::

i always respond something like, 'he he...yeah....'

but what i really want to say is more like:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DR HOUSE IS FICTIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE CANNOT HELP ME!!!!!!!! NO ONE CAN HELP ME!!!!!!!! AND YOU REMINDING ME OF JUST HOW MUCH MY REAL LIFE SUCKS BY THROWING HYPOTHETICAL FICTIONAL SOLUTIONS AT ME AND THEN CHUCKLING GLEEFULLY AT YOUR OWN 'WITTINESS' MAKES ME WANT TO DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO YOU!

so, no. not a big 'house' fan.

journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 25, 2008

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Not a big House fan, eh?<br />
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Dr. House has a cure for that as well.

I suffered with a thyroid problem for 5 years I was tested but the doctors thought that maybe I would get better on my own. Finally I said I been sick long enough I'm on medicine now . A couple of people told me it was all in my head. I think I heard of that before house I mean bu would you really let an anti social drug addict treat you for illness. Plus his other prolems. Only on A tv show people,