Meter Reader

My wife told me that she was sunbathing In the back yard. She had on a two piece bikini bathing suit. She said that she was lying there on her back when she heard the meter reader out front of the house. She knew he had to come out back because that was where the meter was.

She said that she pulled her bikini top down just enough to uncover her nipples, trying to make it look like her top had worked itself down and her nipples popped out.. She said that she then closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep.

She said that she heard the meter reader come into the back yard. There was no way that he could have missed her because she was sunbathing not far from the meter.