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F***ing^^




Six Golden Rules For F***ing...

These rules are so true.



1 F***ing once a week is good for your health, but its harmful if done every day.
2 F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.

3 F***ing refreshes you.

4 After F***ing dont eat too much; go for more liquids.

5 Try to do f***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy.

6 F***ing can even reduce your cholestrol level.

So remember:





FASTING is good for your health, and may God cleanse your Dirty Mind.





ladyryan ladyryan 41-45, F 54 Responses Aug 5, 2012

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I think you should change rule #1 but the others are ok.

I would agree, #1 doesn't make sense on some point. LOL! Good to read from you Pete.

LMAO

oh yes-s-ss!

I need to do more f***ing in bed and loose some of my belly.

Just don't forget to call me before you start f***ing in bed. hahaha!

OK, you got me. Now if you will excuse me I believe a cold shower is in my future. :)

I can only imagine the smile in your face. =)) Now you are forgiven go cleanse yourself with a cold shower. Aye!

I need a health break.

Happy!! I'm sure it made you smile. =))

lol, I guess I just have a dirty mind! Thanks gave me a good laugh!

Aww you're welcome, everyone loves a good laugh.

You are a tease my dear. F***ing can help you lose weight, so can f***ing.

Obviously, I only do just the other F***ing. hahaha! but never lose weight. (I laugh)

It's good for prostate health too :)

True. ;D

sign me up then ... lol

I once did it for like 19 days in a row (and of course I was much younger then) but yeah even f...ing can get old after a while

Nineteen hours in a row?? THAT was HOT!! L.O.L.

BWAHAHA!

sure you do have one. haha

Haha Got me!

Start cleasing your mind now.

I admit I had a dirty mind also. A great story.

oh yeah!

nice.

Thanks^^

That just goes to show we have to read everything.

Well, just goes without saying we both have that pervy mind, before we even finished reading.

=))

I'm printing a copy of this to carry with me.

Glad you like it my friend.=))

Not flirting, do you want it

I can't believe you wrote that. I thought EP bleeped out UCK

Aww,thanks DF!

Priceless!!!! (LOL)
I'm guilty with my little perverted mind - for those same rules can be applied to the 'other meaning' as well! Nice One!

Thanks Lady!! I enjoy your little perverted mind.^^

Hopefully God will not cleanse my dirty mind! :)
I'd love to engage in some f***ing with you sometime! ;)

omg Dragon, that left me speechless! hehe

Points to lr, come here My dear we have some f***ing to do. You cant say no as its good for us..................*W*

he he Now you made me think which of the two words you mean to say. You FLIRT. nyahahaha~

chuckles
Very nice comeback

That was great

Yeah, it served what its made for. Glad you liked it, my new friend.^^

Totally bamboozled me with the title and I almost wasn't going to read it but I'm glad it did, made me snicker and smile

LOL! I like the honesty. and sure glad you gave it a try.=)) phew!!

I dig the wit, it's cool

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Heart~Beauty~Wit~Humor.
The full package You are, dear.
# 5 though can be left out for this F***ing, one gets the drive to go on from somewhere unknown, I guess.
__/|__

Now you're making me blush.^^

:)
Hugs.

yikes .... guess im one of the people with a dirty mind :D

Thanks Lost, I always read your kind comments, but for what reason when I get back to them later I can't find them. Could be that I am using iPhone whenever I spot upon yours. And took me all this time to finally find it.

I have read where other people have problems seeing parts of the site with an I-phone, so maybe. I am glad you found it :)

Great rules to live by.

Ahan~~ indeed. And laughing is good for the heart also, as they say.

ROCK AND ROLL

hehe^^

Beautiful!

Thanks Stat.^^

VERY funny......... Shame on me...

LOL! Yeah shame on you! Haha Thanks for the rate up.

In anything moderation is best! Even beer & wine is good for you IN MODERATION!!

Aww-w-w PJ thanks for the kind words.^^

That was hilarious. Thx.

YAY!! It sure was! =))

Funny :D

yeah! =))