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Six Golden Rules For F***ing...

These rules are so true.



1 F***ing once a week is good for your health, but its harmful if done every day.
2 F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.

3 F***ing refreshes you.

4 After F***ing dont eat too much; go for more liquids.

5 Try to do f***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy.

6 F***ing can even reduce your cholestrol level.

So remember:





FASTING is good for your health, and may God cleanse your Dirty Mind.





ladyryan ladyryan 41-45, F 48 Responses Aug 5, 2012

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I think you should change rule #1 but the others are ok.

I would agree, #1 doesn't make sense on some point. LOL! Good to read from you Pete.

LMAO

oh yes-s-ss!

I need to do more f***ing in bed and loose some of my belly.

Just don't forget to call me before you start f***ing in bed. hahaha!

OK, you got me. Now if you will excuse me I believe a cold shower is in my future. :)

I can only imagine the smile in your face. =)) Now you are forgiven go cleanse yourself with a cold shower. Aye!

lol, I guess I just have a dirty mind! Thanks gave me a good laugh!

Aww you're welcome, everyone loves a good laugh.

You are a tease my dear. F***ing can help you lose weight, so can f***ing.

Obviously, I only do just the other F***ing. hahaha! but never lose weight. (I laugh)

It's good for prostate health too :)

True. ;D

I once did it for like 19 days in a row (and of course I was much younger then) but yeah even f...ing can get old after a while

Nineteen hours in a row?? THAT was HOT!! L.O.L.

BWAHAHA!

sure you do have one. haha

Haha Got me!

Start cleasing your mind now.

I admit I had a dirty mind also. A great story.

oh yeah!

nice.

Thanks^^

That just goes to show we have to read everything.

Well, just goes without saying we both have that pervy mind, before we even finished reading.

=))

I'm printing a copy of this to carry with me.

Glad you like it my friend.=))

Not flirting, do you want it

I can't believe you wrote that. I thought EP bleeped out UCK

Aww,thanks DF!

Priceless!!!! (LOL)
I'm guilty with my little perverted mind - for those same rules can be applied to the 'other meaning' as well! Nice One!

Thanks Lady!! I enjoy your little perverted mind.^^

Hopefully God will not cleanse my dirty mind! :)
I'd love to engage in some f***ing with you sometime! ;)

omg Dragon, that left me speechless! hehe

That was great

Yeah, it served what its made for. Glad you liked it, my new friend.^^

Totally bamboozled me with the title and I almost wasn't going to read it but I'm glad it did, made me snicker and smile

LOL! I like the honesty. and sure glad you gave it a try.=)) phew!!

I dig the wit, it's cool

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Great rules to live by.

Ahan~~ indeed. And laughing is good for the heart also, as they say.

ROCK AND ROLL

hehe^^

VERY funny......... Shame on me...

LOL! Yeah shame on you! Haha Thanks for the rate up.

In anything moderation is best! Even beer & wine is good for you IN MODERATION!!

Aww-w-w PJ thanks for the kind words.^^

That was hilarious. Thx.

YAY!! It sure was! =))

Funny :D

yeah! =))

You are so silly!

=P can't help it sometimes.

My mother always used to say, you hear what you want to hear.... and I know what I heard!!!

LOL! That was cute!^^ Thanks Nick.

I must have a dirty mind! Fasting was not the word I was thinking of. LOL!

You're never alone! LOL!

I want to feck any girl now as I am starved of sex for about 6 years!

=))

My mind is beyond cleansing, but your innocent humor is a treat. It's a good thing I didn't imagine you doing all that f***ing.

Aww-w-w I smiled. Thanks! And it's Good to see you. Really.^^

You got me, too. I also heard someone say recently, 'if you're having a bad day or are bummed out, just start smiling and it won't feel as bad." I tried it one day and it worked!

**smiles** Thanks for giving it a try. LOL! And true, smile and you'd feel GOOD! Really! I believe in that.^^

Hahaha..cool..:-)

great!^^

Well that was one that had me going some where glad you made me smile and blush as well.

**smiles** thanks for giving it a try.^^

so cute you are hehehe

HahahahahhahaahaahaAHhahHAHhaHAHhhahHAHA

=))

Um

uh-huh =p

Um

=p

Hahaha . . . that's funny. Actually its also good for men to ********* as I have learned through several doctors for many reasons, other than having a good time. Imagine being given that order! Hahaha - I will definitely get that Presc<x>ription filled (OK that part is me joking but the rest is true)

LOL! You're funny, oh my!

You are welcome to add me. I will behave and not be dumb

LOL! sure it'll be a pleasure.

Both cleanse your mind..!!!!!!!!

Thank goodness. =))

Thank goodness that i am still there.. :)..... Dont you beleive me

lol ^^

HaHaHa the beginning was confusing (why not every day?) then I realized, yep I really do have a dirty mind. <br />
Funny!

LOL! Thanks for sharing laughs. =))

I honestly couldn't figure out what the word was going to be. Thanks for cracking me up!

I could imagine. **winks** Thanks for the smile (as always). =))

This is PRICELESS! I got a lil nervous with the only once a week part !! :D

Honestly, I doubted that part myself. LOL! Thanks for bringing that smile. =))

LOL....You got me!! Thanks for the prayer for my filthy mind! I apparently need it!! LOL....too funny!!

Aww you made me smile Lady. Thanks =))

BOO HISS HISS LOL

I knew you'd love this. =p boo he he

LOL. Completely 'had' me. Now, if we did change this to love making, how might the rules be modified?

***eyes rolling*** (@-@)

F***ing always makes me hungry

LOL! absolutely true for both f***ing.^^

LMAO !!

great! ^^

I have to give props to you on that one! Well done! Lol!

LOL! thanks, you're my trophy! ^^

Awww! Thanks! That is really sweet of you! That made me feel really good! *hugs*

heehee You're tricky Lady R! :-)

Gotcha! he he (thanks for the smile also)