New Panties

New Panties

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs... enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."


He never heard the gunshot.
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2 Responses Dec 14, 2012

LMAO thats too funny

oooo...ouch....one of those ..it doesn't pay to be a male...moments! LOL

You are looking to get hurt too...lol