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For My Fellow Princesses

By: Bluebie
Written on June 28th, 2010
Once upon a time...
In a land far, far away...
There lived a beautiful princess...

One day, as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle,
She happened upon a frog.

The frog hopped up onto the princess's lap and declared...

"Elegant Lady,  I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell on me.  One kiss from you, however, will turn me back into the handsome, dapper young prince I am."

The frog could tell she was considering it...  So he went on...

"Once I am a prince again, we shall be married.  We shall set up housekeeping within your castle, and I shall send for my Mother.  You shall prepare our meals, and wash my clothes, bear my children and live happily ever after in gratitude while you do so."

That very evening, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs in a white wine cream sauce, she licked her fingers, smiled, and said

"I don't think so"


By: Bluebie
Age: 46-50 , Female
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26 responses
  • Bluebie
    Bluebie

    Some frogs are just oblivious I guess, Nicole. lol

    Jul 31, 2010
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  • NicoleHeart
    NicoleHeart

    How did the frog not see that coming? lol.

    Jul 30, 2010
    2 likes
  • Bluebie
    Bluebie

    thanks Rog :)

    Jul 5, 2010
    2 likes
  • zzltfrg
    zzltfrg

    Wickedly funny!

    Jul 5, 2010
    2 likes
  • Bluebie
    Bluebie

    Of course not, Hon! It's all good. Unless, of course, you are a frog ;)

    Jul 4, 2010
    2 likes
  • geetar39
    geetar39

    Aw well. Three fair maidens and a pot of cream sauce. This can't be all that bad. Can it?

    Jul 3, 2010
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  • Bluebie
    Bluebie

    *eyes the pot with the cream sauce, still plenty left for another leg or two* ;)

    Jun 30, 2010
    2 likes
  • destry
    destry

    *eeevil grin*

    Jun 30, 2010
    2 likes
  • geetar39
    geetar39

    Funny, I don't see any more frog legs anywhere. Hey, wait a second......



    * looks at Blubie, FF, and Des with their creamy white smiles*



    Curse these damn hockey legs of mine.

    Jun 30, 2010
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  • Bluebie
    Bluebie

    Hey! Where are you going Geetar? Want some frog legs? I'll share ;)



    White Wine Cream Sauce would make just about anything edible, Destry. lol

    Jun 30, 2010
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  • destry
    destry

    :O

    hmmmm..... white wine cream sauce... yummy ;)

    Jun 30, 2010
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  • geetar39
    geetar39

    Hi FF. Just leaving.



    *Damn. I've been spotted. At least its the princess and not the witch. She's already eaten. *

    Jun 30, 2010
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  • Fallflower
    Fallflower

    You never know Geetar...you might taste pretty good in a white wine cream sauce.

    Jun 30, 2010
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  • geetar39
    geetar39

    Oooops. Wrong room.

    *slowly turns and tiptoes back the way he came*

    Jun 30, 2010
    2 likes
  • Bluebie
    Bluebie

    I think she would only qualify as a cannibal if she was a frog too, or if she turned him into a prince, THEN ate him :)

    Jun 29, 2010
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  • hardballz
    hardballz

    Is she a cannibal? Men be warned. LOL, too good

    Jun 29, 2010
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  • Bluebie
    Bluebie

    Well, c8lorraine, the evil witch could be his ex wife (aren't all ex wives evil witches to ex husbands?), and she finally had enough of his superior attitude. ;)



    You're welcome, Sooner. Hugs girlfriend.

    Jun 29, 2010
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  • c8lorraine
    c8lorraine

    Maybe we KNOW now how he pissed off the evil witch. Men should watch (oops wash) their mouths

    Jun 28, 2010
    2 likes
  • Bluebie
    Bluebie

    LOL! You got a point there Smiling... Well, maybe he should have learned his lesson then, with the first woman he pissed off, since she turned him into a frog. ;)

    Jun 28, 2010
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  • smilingfaces
    smilingfaces

    he couldn't help it---he is male!!! It comes with the, um,... parts!!!!!!

    Jun 28, 2010
    2 likes
  • Bluebie
    Bluebie

    Maybe he shouldn't have pissed off the evil witch in the first place... lol

    Jun 28, 2010
    2 likes
  • smilingfaces
    smilingfaces

    I hope that m2bf takes heed of what can happen to one who opens his mouth like that. Maybe he will stick to catching flies!!!

    Jun 28, 2010
    2 likes
  • Bluebie
    Bluebie

    Well, I have heard frog legs are better than man legs, Andrea, but I've not tried either myself...



    Glad you liked it Pix and FG, I thought it was pretty funny myself. :)

    Jun 28, 2010
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  • fungirlmmm
    fungirlmmm

    Haha! So true!!!!

    Jun 28, 2010
    2 likes
  • pixelita
    pixelita

    LOL!!!! YES!!!!!! ;-)

    Jun 28, 2010
    2 likes
  • Andrea619
    Andrea619

    I've turned down propositions from men before but I've never cut off their legs, cooked them up and ate them. Of course, there's always a first time..

    Jun 28, 2010
    3 likes