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Heartwarming Lawyer Story

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> One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.
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> >> Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.
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> >> He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
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> >"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to
> >eat grass."
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> >> "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
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> >> "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
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> >> "Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
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> >> Turning to the other poor man he stated,"You may come with us, also."
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> >> The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have
> >a wife and SIX children with me!"
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> >> "Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.
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> >> They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
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> >> Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
> >"Sir, you are too kind."
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> >> "Thank you for taking all of us with you.
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> >> The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.
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> >> "You'll really love my place©
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> >> "The grass is almost a foot high"
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dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Jun 29, 2010

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i knew it!!

LOL aww meanie lawyer!

ROFLMBO! I shoulda seen that one coming, but I didn't! I love it! :D